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Subject How to tell if you are a Muslim...

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Original Message Just some tips to help you guys work out if you are in fact a Muslim...

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You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..
You may be a Muslim

You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

You wipe your arse with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim

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