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How to tell if you are a Muslim...
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[quote:GeordieLegend:MV8zMDQwMjU0X0NFNTQ3ODJE] Just some tips to help you guys work out if you are in fact a Muslim... Here goes! You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.. You may be a Muslim You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim You wipe your arse with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim Your cousin is president of the United States. You may be a Muslim [/quote]
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Just some tips to help you guys work out if you are in fact a Muslim...
Here goes!
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..
You may be a Muslim
You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
You wipe your arse with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim
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