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How to Not Become a Catholic
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 69294733:MV8zMDYxNDQ1XzU0NDA5MTQyXzMyQTQ3MDEw] Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim [/quote]
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1. Don’t Read Scott Hahn…especially
Rome Sweet Home
2. Don’t Read Church History
3. Don’t Read the Early Church Fathers
4. Don’t Meet Any Great Catholics
5. Don’t Start Living Like a Catholic
6. Don’t Give God an Inch
7. Don’t Pray
8. Don’t Let Your Faith Be Challenged
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