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Subject 15 Ridiculous Ways to get on the FBI Terrorist Watchlist!!!
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Original Message 15 Ridiculous Ways to get on the FBI Terrorist Watchlist!!!
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In hopes of catching more terrorists, the FBI released twenty five instructional pamphlets intended for everyone from hobby store owners to karate instructors. The idea being that these businesses will turn in their customers to the FBI as suspected terrorists. Every single one of these examples were taken directly from FBI lists distributed to places of business in how they can help fight the war on terror. Do one of these, and you might end up at FEMA camp.


1. Beauty shops have been instructed to look out for people getting picked up outside, rather than driving themselves. Sorry Grandma. I certainly hope she drove herself.


2. Bulk fuel distributors, frequently known as gas stations, have been instructed to look out for people filling containers with gasoline or diesel fuel. Why do they still sell these tools of terrorism? Don’t get caught with one of these…


3. According to the FBI, if construction sites find glue in a lock, graffiti or vandalism of any kind should suspect teenagers second and terrorists first.



4. Renting a boat? Don’t do it for too long, or the FBI might have to step in. This may look like good clean fun, but look again!



5. Better not ask how to swap a SIM card, because that’s a sure sign of jihadist tendency. I hope she knows how to swap the SIM herself…



6. Electronics shops have been asked to report those who buy assorted electronic components…at an electronics shop. This may look like a children’s toy…



7. Better not be cashing lots of checks and money orders. Only terrorists have multiple income streams.
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