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[quote:Anonymous Coward 76915113:MV8zMjUxMTY4Xzc4NzU3NjU5XzczREFCODkz] [quote:THNKuCLLR:MV8zMjUxMTY4Xzc4NzM3MzY5X0QxN0NEQzFC] It’s been two weeks since the lockdown. Art hasn’t left the house and his food supplies have dwindled. He’s been eating bread the last three days. He has to get some food. He makes the decision to venture out and go shopping. The big day has arrived. It’s 08:00 hours. Go time! Art woke up at 3AM to begin this preparation for leaving the house. He showered, shaved his entire body from the neck down (to make him more streamlined so he can more quickly snatch an item from his grocery list off the shelf before a teetering elderly widow can get it), rubbed himself down with essential oils, gave himself an enema, dressed in a bright fire-engine red Adidas track suit from the 1980s, a pair of $200 running shoes, a swimmer’s cap, three pairs of latex gloves, five bandanas over his mouth & nose, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar googles. Then over all that he wrapped his entire body in Saran Wrap. He’s also “wearing” a ball-gag and a butt-plug so the virus can’t sneak in his orifices. Then he has his neighbor spray him head to toe with RoundUp. Ok, he’s all set. His hungry, shrunken stomach is rumbling as he somehow manages to drive to a nearby grocery store. He parks close to the store entrance. The butterflies in his stomach are fluttering. “You can do this!” he says to himself. He gets out of his car, 3-page shopping list in hand, turns to start walking to the entrance, when he’s immediately tasered, falls to the asphalt, and is handcuffed by a rent-a-cop for suspicion of domestic terrorism. After regaining consciousness in the back of a police car on the way to the jail, he says to the police officer, “What’s for dinner tonight?” [/quote] :lol: No ninja snipers on the wire though? :lol: [/quote]
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...is worthless. As a former fan of C2CAM it hurts to say but i can't stand him anymore.. He doesnt even care about what he talks about its like he is just going through the motions for the paycheck. He also is a total pussy when it comes with taking ANY stand at all on a political issue that ia controversial while giving lip service to "conspiracies". George Knapp should take over...
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