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Sell me your soul
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[quote:Attar:MV8zMjkyNzkyXzYwMDgwNDU3X0VDMzlGRkJG] [quote:Anonymous Coward 71994152:MV8zMjkyNzkyXzYwMDgwMzY0XzVCNTJFQjQz] [quote:Attar:MV8zMjkyNzkyXzYwMDgwMjQ0XzY4QTZFM0Y2] My body and spirit are already on loan so I am left as my soul. You are your spirit who is selling your soul, I can't sell myself. [/quote] No one can sell themselves. The premise of your offer is not truthful. You can not loan your essence to another entity. But you can give your self. I want you. Give your self to me. [/quote] That's the position I'm in anyway. What does that mean? [/quote]
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You tell me what you want, I assign you an angel (or myself) as your signatory and the deal is done.
Some requests might not be feasible, and I may counteroffer.
Mainly, souls I purchase qualify as heathens, which may alleviate some of the burdens of your mark or possibly remove it entirely.
There are no guarantees regarding a specifics, as all is relative. The closer you get to what you want, the more significant the agreement. The farther from, the more "slack" you'll have, making for a win-win.
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