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Sell me your soul
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[quote:Attar:MV8zMjkyNzkyXzU4ODc5MzkwXzc1Q0MyMDI3] [quote:daughter in NYC:MV8zMjkyNzkyXzU4ODc5MTg1XzFGMzkzMTg3] [quote:Attar:MV8zMjkyNzkyXzU4ODc5MDIwXzk0N0U0N0I1] [quote:TheDeplorableMuddaFuq:MV8zMjkyNzkyXzU4ODcyMDM2X0IzMDc1NEMw] [quote:Anonymous Coward 39862989:MV8zMjkyNzkyXzU4ODcyMDMyX0I0NkE5MEQ5] [quote:TheDeplorableMuddaFuq:MV8zMjkyNzkyXzU4ODcyMDI5XzNBQTM3ODEw] [quote:Anonymous Coward 39862989:MV8zMjkyNzkyXzU4ODcyMDA1XzEyMzU2Qjk=] [quote:TheDeplorableMuddaFuq:MV8zMjkyNzkyXzU4ODcyMDAxXzY0RTkyQTA=] What do you want with all these souls anyways [/quote] They compress 'em to make energy. [/quote] And then what? Where does the consciousness go? [/quote] Oh, it's still there. Nasty business really. [/quote] Sounds boring. Think I'll keep the "binds" that tie me [/quote] The idea is that if your name isn't in the book of life, your soul is already sold. That's the (likely shoddy) arrangement I'm looking to improve upon. [/quote] The Book of Life can only be edited by God Himself....it is a living document that is based upon our faith and belief in Jesus up until our very last breath. Therefore all who call upon the Name of Jesus Christ will be saved. Those who continue to reject Him will not....... [/quote] And they're the ones my offer is geared towards. [/quote]
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You tell me what you want, I assign you an angel (or myself) as your signatory and the deal is done.
Some requests might not be feasible, and I may counteroffer.
Mainly, souls I purchase qualify as heathens, which may alleviate some of the burdens of your mark or possibly remove it entirely.
There are no guarantees regarding a specifics, as all is relative. The closer you get to what you want, the more significant the agreement. The farther from, the more "slack" you'll have, making for a win-win.
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