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Donald Trump On Puerto Rico: A Lot Of People Don’t Know About ‘Ocean’!
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Know that thing Donald Trump does when he just learned something brand new, so he explains it to you like he’s some fucking Sky King imparting information only he is qualified and smart enough to share? For instance, facts like “Abraham Lincoln was a Republican”? Well, he’s done it again, folks!
Far be it from you asshole liberals to say Donald Trump is ignoring the devastation in Puerto Rico, because aside from how he yelled at Puerto Rico for being such a loser when it got hurricaned, Trump took TWO BREAKS from holler-bitching about NFL foooooobawwwww players being irredeemably black on Tuesday, so he could drop some #wisdom about the Puerto Rico situation.
Let's have a look at the brand new things Donald Trump learned about Puerto Rico today:
It’s an island!
YASSSSSSS QUEEN.
In Texas, we can ship the trucks right out there … but the difference is this is an island.
100% correct, sir!
Sitting in the middle of an ocean!
Fuckin’ #KnowledgeBowl kids ain’t got nothin’ on old Bozo the President here!
And it’s a big ocean! It’s a very big ocean!
Ocean? Which ocean is it???? Bad news, because that was not part of the briefing Trump got before this particular on-camera moment.
Later in the day, Trump did a press conference with Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy of Spain, whom he kept referring to as the “president” of Spain, because fucking come on, he is learning about oceans and hurricanes and Puerto Rico today, we can’t burden him with learning the proper title of the world leader he’s meeting with right now, OK?
Anyway, please quiz each other on the brand new information the president just learned today about how you cannot drive your truck to Hurricane Sharknado in Puerto Rico because there is a thing called “ocean” and it is the YOOGEST!!
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