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Doom Break! The new genius, must have cellphone case. Impress your hipster friends with the latest in luxury!
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I promise that this is not an advertisement thread. I was looking for a new case for my phone and came across this little gem. It's just a miracle invention! Can't wait to put it on my Christmas list.
Some quick quotes from the descriptions:
"Guaranteed to make your phone not waterproof, to make your fancy touch screen not usable, and to produce blurry pictures"
"Non Protection - This case doesn’t protect your phone or wirelessly charge it."
And a promising review!:
After taking out my second loan on my mortgage for my iPhone 4, doubling down in vegas for my iPhone 5, "donating" my kidney for my iPhone 6, and becoming a professional "dancer" for my iPhone 7, I had to have the iPhone X. Well after selling all my parts to SCIENCE, I had very little money left over because of the "astronomical" price of the iPhone X, but 1$ I had, I actually even did some "back alley" work for a second 1$ and got the waterproofing edition!
Thank you moment for your amazing work and dedication to people like me who are basically holding a 1000$ paperweight due to not being able to afford the additional wireless plan. Because in my line of "work" these days I need all the protection I can get from foreign liquids ruining my phone. And now at least I look like the coolest hobo on the street! They all made houses with their cardboard, I HAVE AN iPHONE X CASE! DAB DAB DAB!
[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]
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