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How to beat ( unarmed) a thousand pound grizzly bear in a street fight in Alaskan woods
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 75880942:MV8zNjk4NzIzXzY2MTIwNDgxXzJFMDgzNUM2] [quote:Boris the Cat:MV8zNjk4NzIzXzY2MTIwMzk1XzM1MzFENjFC] ya, most modern grizzlies are unarmed these days on the streets of Alaska woods [/quote] I am talking about the human being unarmed , in ancient martial arts there Is always a way to defend yourself Obviously holding a knife and dodging around the base of a tree the thousand pound gets sliced to pieces [/quote]
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Imagine you are in the wild , you face a thousand pound ravenous grizzly bear ?
Do you run ? Hell no! a grizzly can run faster than a horse , no human can out pace a grizzly bear !
Do you climb a tree to escape ? No grizzly bears are superior climbers to humans , especially in trees , no you can not escape by climbing or running , so what is the answer ?
To beat the grizzly you have to simply dodge around the base trunk of a tree using the agility and fleet of foot ( only the first 5 yards tho) advantage
While you dodge around the base of the tree literally running circles around the grizzly you can take pot shots ( punches) on the grizzly bears nose , bingo !
The grizzly bear while a physical beast has a weakness its nose is the most sensitive in the animal kingdom and is its weak spot , a glass nose , the grizzly will run away in pure terror giving victory to you!
BTW
my mate did it
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