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How to beat ( unarmed) a thousand pound grizzly bear in a street fight in Alaskan woods
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 75880942:MV8zNjk4NzIzXzY2MTIwOTYzXzU2NURFQTM3] [quote:Anonymous Coward 75632946:MV8zNjk4NzIzXzY2MTIwNjE4Xzg1OTJFMjQ1] Op, thanks for trying to help but you need to tell people when you are just guessing vs actually know something. It sounds like it would work but it wouldn't. First the average grizzly can reach SEVERAL FEET in front of its nose. Second. Even though they are usually slow they can out run a horse and make short leaps so fast its almost like they teleport. Third their nose is really really boney. They get swatted on the nose by other grizzlies for fun. Do you think your right hook beats a grizzly? [/quote] Yes they a grizzly can leap fast but they need a few seconds to set themselves while they try and balance their massive bulk You think ussain bolt is the fastest man in the world ? No a man much smaller is far quicker over the first 5 yards ( bolt is usually the last out the blocks) BTW I am not talking about knocking out the bear cold I am talking about the bear running away in terror and fear like they do from a bee sting all the time in the wild! [/quote]
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Imagine you are in the wild , you face a thousand pound ravenous grizzly bear ?
Do you run ? Hell no! a grizzly can run faster than a horse , no human can out pace a grizzly bear !
Do you climb a tree to escape ? No grizzly bears are superior climbers to humans , especially in trees , no you can not escape by climbing or running , so what is the answer ?
To beat the grizzly you have to simply dodge around the base trunk of a tree using the agility and fleet of foot ( only the first 5 yards tho) advantage
While you dodge around the base of the tree literally running circles around the grizzly you can take pot shots ( punches) on the grizzly bears nose , bingo !
The grizzly bear while a physical beast has a weakness its nose is the most sensitive in the animal kingdom and is its weak spot , a glass nose , the grizzly will run away in pure terror giving victory to you!
BTW
my mate did it
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