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Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 74811294:MV8zODIyNzQ4XzY4NzEwOTQzXzJERUMxRTJG] I stepped in puppy shit getting out of bed to answer the phone at 1:00 AM (in the days when the phone was attached to the wall). Hopped to the other room with a heel full of crap and answered the phone with a very bitchy "WHA?T!!" After a bit of hesitation a woman said "This is ___ from the Fairborn police department, there's an officer at your house with someone who ran into a car of yours parked in the road-----" Ahhhh, the memories. Then there's the cat who tried to get out the front door while I was reaching out to get the mail... I put one foot up to block, but he looked like he was going to jump over so I jerked my leg higher causing some freaky back spasm, the likes of which I had never experienced before and never want to again. I ended up lying in the driveway in excruciating pain and missed several days work recovering. Then there was the time my mom go tripped by the cat while play/chasing the dog and broke her collar bone... Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. [/quote]
One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me.
It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor.
The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it.
I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die.
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