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I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven
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[quote:Sol-tari:MV8zOTQzMjE5XzcxMjI2ODU3X0MzRjU4OTA1] One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. "Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man. "Jewish," the man replied. "Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said. "Religion?" he asked the second man. "Muslim." "Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8." "Religion?" he asked the third man. "Agnostic." "Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8." "Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?" the man asked. The secretary replied, "Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are they only ones here." It's a big place, you'll be right. [/quote]
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I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven
I'd rather just watch movies there
And I don't want to hug anyone when I get to heaven
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