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I'm 40 years old and still do not know how to wipe my ass
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[quote:iby:MV8zOTU2MzU5XzcxNTE0OTE3X0ZEQUJDOTVE] [b]Real humans who are obviously not reptilians at all and are therefor ACTUALLY human don't take craps AT ALL, their bodies absorb everything they eat and their bodies vaporize any unhealthy food they eat, so all real humans have never once pooped or farted in their entire lives!!!!!! Also every square millimeter of the inside of a real human body has very powerful anti bacterial stuff released which prevents any gross smelling bacteria from growing anywhere inside their bodies so even if humans did have an upper or lower intestine(they don't because the food they eat absorbs directly into their bodies through their stomachs because their stomachs break down food with special not actually acidic powerful enzymes that are designs to target food and corrode(burn, eat away at) the wall of the stomach, and their stomach release very powerful acid neutralizers anyways) that excreted food that the body could not break down it would not contain any bacteria(at least no more than just traces of bacteria that has only recently entered the body) and therefor the poo would not smell bad because its the super gross bacteria that makes reptilians poo smell VERY bad LMFAO, You don't need bacteria to break down food in the lower intestine because the lower intestine could just release very strong enzymes to break down the food even better than bacteria does by simply eating it as bacteria naturally does and obviously the lower intestine could release some liquids and then churn itself to effectively break down and absorb the remaining nutrients from the food in the lower intestine so there is ZERO NEED for any food breaking super gross bacteria that smells so bad that its obviously bad bacteria that could therefor cause very severely bad infections!!!!!!! so how you reptilians shapeshifters have entire area's inside your body where very gross bad bacteria is allowed to grow in MASSIVE amounts with them having a ton of food to live off of to grow into very massive numbers shows that your bodies were purposely designed to have NO immune systems in a place of the body you that actually need it the very most(the lower intestine and rectum and anus) because any organism non reptilian or reptilian would uncontrollably evolve a working immune system in the entire digestive track so how you reptilians dont have any immune systems in the entire upper and lower intestine means you reptilians really are purposely designed to have no immune systems in a place you need it the most which means you reptilians truly are COMPLETELY VERY UNNATURAL freaks of nature and how your minds are able to tolerate and live with a body that cannot kill off a very massive super gross smelling INFECTION in it's lower intestine means that you people have super gross brains and therefor super gross minds!!!!!!!!!!! [/b] [/quote]
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No matter what I do I get skid marks and wind up smelling like dog shit
Can someone link me on how to wipe my stank ass
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