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Subject Opioid users shit the bed...Every night.

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Original Message I was chatting on the phone to my nephew who has moved up north to Whitby in Yorkshire..He moved there to be with his girlfriend who he met on holiday in Spain..He managed to get a job as a postman and enjoyed the fist few months and settled in the town well..even though the people where a bit backward...Anyway..One day he had a parcel that needed signing for and knocked on the door to be met with wall of stench as soon as the front door opened..He said it smelt of human shit and took a step back..The lady at the door apologised for the smell and told him her husband was an Opioid abuser and that he shit the bed every night and sometimes in the day..She said she was used to the terrible smell and tried to get out of the house as much as she could and if it weren't for her weed smoking black lover down the road her life would be full of shit...My nephew asked if she would sign for the parcel and she refused stating that she would have to enter his bedroom with the parcel and as she was just off out she didn't want the stench to cling to her clothes...so she asked my nephew if he wouldn't mind taking it to her husbands bedroom to sign...Reluctantly my nephew said he would...so he made his way up the stairs as the stench got worse at every step and knocked on the door...Come in said this squeaky voice from the other side of the door..He opened the door and the smell nearly knocked him off his feet...He walked into the bedroom to be met with this scraggy little man sat at his computer with gayporn mags all strewn across the bed and floor.The smell was getting too much for my nephew to take so he asked the guy to sign and got out of the house fast...Well my nephew loves his job ..but he has been told that his post round will involve him having to knock on this door at least twice a week and he told me that he can never face that smell again....so what does he do...give up a good job that he enjoy's because some stinking Opioid abuser hasn't got the strength in his weak body to keep his arse cheeks together at bedtime...or does he tie the parcel to a house brick and throw it through the smelly bastards bedroom window..Which no doubt would see him arrested...What would you do.?..The lad is at his wits end.

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