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Subject The AC GLP-ers guide to getting old (yes, it is humor!)

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Original Message Matching your wardrobe:

Young: "Yes I match! I won't the hot members of the opposite sex to LOVE me!"

OLd: Who gives a fuck! This stuff was on sale!

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Going to the restroom:

Young: "I'll be back in two minutes!"

Old" "I see you in about a half an hour - I really could use some pain killer, laxatives and something good to read!"

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Cheese:

Young: "I love pizza, cheese cake, ricotta cheese, you name it...bring it!"

Old: "Screw that shit! I die of constipation from that crap!"

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Sports car:

Young: "I definitely want one! Low to the ground and overflowing with power!"

Old: "Screw that low to the ground crap! My knees would die after two days of that horseshit! Fuck the power...that power costs money! Give me something that gets like 500 miles per gallon!

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Choosing the right food at the grocery store:

Young: I read the ingredients and go from there!

Old: God Damn it!!! I forgot my reading glasses at home again!!!!

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