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REPOSTING: GLP IN A NUTSHELL FOR NEWBIES...look NO further than this thread..it covers it all.
Ms Sans Serif
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 77455940:MV80MDQwNzUzXzczMTkzMzUwXzlEODQ2NkM=] A little bit of this too... [youtube]https://youtube.com/watch?v=GMeA5i485Eg[/youtube] [/quote]
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User ID: 1515853
Thought I'd repost it for the newbies. Still funny as hell.
Considering the dire times we live in..and the fact that the general consesus is that times running out I thought I would write an OFFICIAL welcome letter for all
GLP/CONSPIRACY VIRGINS/NEWELY AWAKENED SHEEP/CURIOUS BROWSERS/STUMBLE UPPONNERS.
I will educate you as fast as possible of all the
FACTS/FABLES/WEIRD SHIT/UTTER CRAP
and so one that flows here like shit through the U-bend on a daily basis..
JUST so you can be up to speed on how
DOOMED/READY TO ASCEND/INSANE/APPROCHING ENLIGHENMENT/UTTERLY ROOTED/FUCKED BEYOND MEASURE/FUBAR
we really are...
Depending on which...
DRUG/GURU/SEER/PROPHET/PROHETESS/CHANNELLER/CONTACTEE/ALIEN REPTOID/NUT WITH WEIRD CALENDAR/OR UTTER FUCKWIT you feel
...LED/COERCED/FRIGHTENED INTO BELIEVING/WORSHIPPING....ect
Very soon many people are going to
DIE/VANISH/ASCEND/ in a WAR/RAPRTURE/ENLIGHTENMENT/MEGA NATURAL DISASTER that will be brought about by TPTB/GOD/GALACTIC FEDERATION/ANNUNAKI/REPTILLIANS/DEMONS/
ASCENDED BEINGS/ALIENS/GIGANTIC FUCKING PLANET/WEIRD CHARGED UP COMET..ect
This grand event which the whole world has been
DREADING/PRAYING FOR/FORESEEING/ENGINEERING will come about and RENEW/DESTROY/TRANSFORM/RESCUE/WIPE OUT/TRANSCEND/LAY WASTE the earth in which the inhabitants will DIE/ASCEND/REACH ENLIGHTENMENT/BE BEHEADDED OR TAKE A MARK
After this has taken place the remaining inhabitants of the earth will be
DYING OUT/LIVING IN PEACE/FIGHTING TO SURVIVE/COMMUNICATING WITH THEIR MINDS/TRAVELLING TO THE STARS ON UFO'S/ADDING TO THE FOSSIL RECORD 0.
Is that all clear??
I think it sums up everything you will ever learn here more or less.
So just read this post only..
TO this post and save yourself YEARS of wasted time..keep it to yourself..and go and live a life while you still HAVE one...instead of wasting it all here at GLP learning what you NOW already KNOW.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1515853
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