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Long, long ago, cavewoman Betty and caveman Bob were listening to their caveman tribal leaders who were complaining about the weather. Tribal leader Gorry and his mastadon the Hildebeast were trying to kill off the big dino's cause their big poop piles were polluting everything! Big dino poop is ruining the planet and your fire pits to cook your meat has smoke which is causing global warming so we are going to have carbon dino poop and fire cooking taxes to help stop the global warming said Gorry, and the Hildebeast growled.
Cave people were not happy, and the big dinos tried going into hiding, ever see a frightened tricerotops whose shaking a big palm tree cause he's afraid, and scared shitless?! But then something strange happened, it didn't get any warmer, it got colder, quick! Mr. Tyranosauros Rex was munching on buttercups and suddenly he was frozen solid!
Caveman Bob and cavewoman Betty were two of only a few survivors left after the bitter ice age. Its said that way down in a cave in the Grand canyon theres the story of this and a warning to future generations that says, "if a tribal leader named Gore or Gorry and his sidekick the Hildebeast start taxing you and telling you theres global warming? Get some good warm clothes, firewood for warmth, and head for the caves cause the ice age cometh!
The End
Good night boys and girls, sweet dreams.
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