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A Freemason Told me to Buy a Toaster!
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 75213815:MV80MDY0Njg2XzczNjM2ODg1XzM3RUQ5Rjcz] [quote:Anonymous Coward 72568602:MV80MDY0Njg2XzczNjM2NjU0X0ZGREFGQ0Ey] [quote:Anonymous Coward 75213815:MV80MDY0Njg2XzczNjM2NDkwXzU3ODZBM0Q5] Funny funny but have you been over to Vigilant Citizen's website - all fun and games and aprons and checkerboard floors aside - start reading over there - soon they is long time been planing a culling- [/quote] Not a fan of fear porn. God is control. Whenever the shitstorm blows in, I'm in His hands. I do, however, need a toaster. :banana2: [/quote] The Lord Jesus Christ commands us to be as wise as serpents - Vigilant Citizen is not fear porn -- but you know that already - right. [/quote]
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My girlfriends father is a high ranking freemason (at least Prince of Banana Cheeks - 29nd degree)
Last night at a meal we had private drinks and later and he told me to buy a toaster for me and his daughter! And to stock at least 6 months of bread and jam!! I asked why and he replied "Have you noticed the global weather this year already?"
I replied "yes it seems very strange so far this year".
He then said "Well things happen in cycles, And this year the strawberry jam and bread crops will fail."
"Was noah jelly?"
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