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Soon toilet paper will be rationed to 30 pieces a month to avoid going over your carbon footprint allowance..HERE IS THE WOKE WAY TO WIPE
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[quote:Achduke7:MV80MTYxMjIxXzc1NjA2NDM4XzIwNjM5Q0Yy] [quote:First Born Son:MV80MTYxMjIxXzc1NjA2MjI2X0RBNERGQzA2] [quote:Achduke7:MV80MTYxMjIxXzc1NjA2MTY2X0JDNjc4NzVC] [quote:First Born Son:MV80MTYxMjIxXzc1NjA2MTE0XzFEMjg3MEIw] [quote:Achduke7:MV80MTYxMjIxXzc1NjA1OTk1X0JFNTAzNDc4] [quote:GSB/LTD:MV80MTYxMjIxXzc1NjA1ODk5X0I2MjQxMjY0] [quote:Uncle Fuck Stick:MV80MTYxMjIxXzc1NjA1Nzc3X0M0NDM1NUQw] The only ironic problem I see is that with this method you will be forced to get shit all over your hands , and if toilet paper is rationed I assume water would also be rationed so washing your hands will also be a luxury people wouldn't want waste water on so disease will likely spread much more regularly. [/quote] You make alot of assumptions; in the meantime, invest in a Bidet. They run about $30, install in about 15 minutes on any toilet, leave you cleaner and would even give someone like yourself a nice thrill every morning when you use it. [/quote] Why are you wasting good drinking water by pooping in it? The states will probably enforce compositing your waste in the future to conserve water. [/quote] Water is a renewable resource. If you "use water" it doesn't disappear. It doesn't even turn into another chemical. It may have things in it in "suspension". But the water cycle fixes that. [/quote] That does not stop states from forbidding water harvesting or preventing ponds. They already believe they own the water that falls on your land. [/quote] True, but if you live in one of those states.. That's your fault. Not to be a dick,,, People get the government they deserve. Either move or become politically active and reverse the stupidity. [/quote] Fortunately I do not live in one of those states but if the libs get their way look out. [/quote]
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