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Soon toilet paper will be rationed to 30 pieces a month to avoid going over your carbon footprint allowance..HERE IS THE WOKE WAY TO WIPE
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 54878368:MV80MTYxMjIxXzc1NjA2NDk0X0QzM0EzODUz] [quote:GSB/LTD:MV80MTYxMjIxXzc1NjA1ODk5X0I2MjQxMjY0] [quote:Uncle Fuck Stick:MV80MTYxMjIxXzc1NjA1Nzc3X0M0NDM1NUQw] The only ironic problem I see is that with this method you will be forced to get shit all over your hands , and if toilet paper is rationed I assume water would also be rationed so washing your hands will also be a luxury people wouldn't want waste water on so disease will likely spread much more regularly. [/quote] You make alot of assumptions; in the meantime, invest in a Bidet. They run about $30, install in about 15 minutes on any toilet, leave you cleaner and would even give someone like yourself a nice thrill every morning when you use it. [/quote] then how do you dry your ass after ? [/quote]
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