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How many of you GLPers LOVE your job(s) ??? POST HERE FOR ALL TO SEE !!! JOB APPRECIATION THREAD !!!
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I think a
JOB APPRECIATION THREAD
is in order !!!
What is
your
profession ? What is your
skill
? What is
your
trade ? What is it that you do which
NO ONE
in the
ENTIRE WORLD
can do
BETTER
than
YOU ?
My work as
Hellfire Language Translator
AKA
July 12 Speak/Dark Speech Decoder
AKA
Ultrasonic Reverse Speech Analyst
permits me to
transcribe
(big, fancy word for
SPELL
) the back
MASK
ed,
reversed
, backwards
secrets
of olde !!!
SPELLING
the
DARK SPEECH
is my
FULL-TIME JOB
and I'm the "
BEST EMPLOYEE
" @ the joint, providing
impeccable
and
outstanding
quality
the likes of which no other can match;
I am frequently encouraged, being constantly told that I'm doing a "
GOODE JOB
" and "
KEEP UP THE GOODE WORK
."
I LOVE BEING TOLD THIS !!!!!!!
In fact, as of late,
I've been informed
from
multiple higher-ups
that I have "
EARNED
" a "
RAISE
" likeeee wowwwwwwww my
VERY
first
RAISE
<3
I
feel so grownup
lol hehe I
only just turned 20
:33 Also
there's lots of girls at my job too
in fact
it's a complete tacofes
t mew mew I'm
the only guy here
and
everyone loves how I dress in my kitty tail + kitty ears
:"3333333
Isn't that
AMAZING ???
Also we have like pizza parties
EVERY FRIDAY/EVERY OTHER WEEK'S END
like damn
I get so stuffed
and bosses are like '
have some more John
' and I'm just like
oh I shouldn't this going 2 go straight 2 my thighs
I LOVE MY JOB !!!!!!!!
Here is an example of my work
'Sabrain the Teenage Witch ~ ITALIAN Intro – DARK SPEECH MUSIC VIDEO
So yea my bosses R super lenient about it mew mew they let me
chill on
GLP
mew mew mew :"333
What R ur guys jobs like ? :"33 Do U have 2 travel far...by car... ? Everyone's got a job 2 do, unless ur just a
no-goode unemployed slacker
who
doesn't do jack S*** all day
livin' in their parents basement or somethin'
LOLOLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZ
:"333
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