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Subject REPORT: Chinese Made Novel Coronavirus Affects The Brain And Can Now Be Passed Virtually

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Original Message REPORT: Chinese Made Novel Coronavirus Affects The Brain And Can Now Be Passed Virtually

"Sources" have determined that the Chinese manufactured bioweapon known as the novel coronavirus can attack the frontal cortex when transmitted via internet. A suspected cyber attack was launched on a right-wing conspiracy forum shortly after the new WuFlu spread throughout the world.

The users of Godlike Productions (GLP) were infected with the Chinese manufactured novel coronavirus virtually. It attacks those with underlying predisposition to Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) and causes them to create numerous Anonymous Coward (AC) accounts. They apparently loose all connection to reality once TDS has fully set in and endorse the rantings of Sleepy Joe and Nasty Pelosi.

Many registered members of GLP have had to force the infected into self-isolation by using the "Add to Personal Bans" feature in order to keep the disease from spreading. There is no known cure for the virtual Wuflu but scientist are encouraging the infected to move out of their mother's basements, get jobs and contribute to society.

Symptoms of the virtual Chinese manufactured novel coronavirus include disdain for the truth, pain caused by sunlight, ingestion of bleach (and/or disinfectants), obsessive whining, misquoting of president Trump and an unnatural attraction to Nasty Pelosi's dusty cooter.

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