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Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
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[quote:Sir France's Beercan:MV80NDQ1MjQ1XzgwOTM3NjY3X0I4NzM0OUFB] [quote:Half Past Midnight:MV80NDQ1MjQ1XzgwOTM3NDc1XzRDRTJDREE5] [quote:Anonymous Coward 79102348:MV80NDQ1MjQ1XzgwOTIyNzYyX0MzNjUwRTkw] Hahaha - when this CV19 first came out and they were espousing that people should wear masks I said "they will want you to wear underwear on your head next." Looks like I was right. The Masses ARE RETARDED [/quote] :lmao: [quote:Anonymous Coward 78654222:MV80NDQ1MjQ1XzgwOTIyODIwXzQyNUJFRDg1] Thats their excuse is it? Thats what the Canadian men have all been saying they are using those frilly ones are for that they buy in bulk. [/quote] You mean manties? http://manties.net/ [quote:Sir France's Beercan:MV80NDQ1MjQ1XzgwOTMxNDg1X0VFMTE4RUJB] [quote:Half Past Midnight:MV80NDQ1MjQ1XzgwOTIyNjAwXzdBRjNBMjBE] [quote:Sir France's Beercan:MV80NDQ1MjQ1X0M5QTBGNTUw] The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks. A spokesman said: [b]‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer,[/b] they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’ Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation, being reported in certain states. [/quote] So crotchless panties are good then? As long as the hole covers the other hole? [/quote] Crotchless are actually ideal as you can still drink from a beer bottle without removing the mask. [/quote] But crotchless has an opening that doesn't cover your nose or mouth. It would be equivalent to wearing a hat. And if they make it mandatory with a fine here, I'll get one of those ski masks with the wholes that burgalers always wear. [/quote] Maybe get a pair with a nice tight elasticated hole which is basically closed. Then on each swig, rub a bit of lube around the rim of the bottle then ease it into the elasticated hole and drink away. [/quote]
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The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks.
A spokesman said:
‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’
Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation.
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