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I Will Never Order Pizza Again!!!
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I was feeling lazy and craving pizza, (meaning I did not want to cook that chicken breast tonight!)
so I ordered a medium cheese pizza, well I got in the shower as they said 45 min.... in 10
minutes they were knocking, I got out of the shower all wet and still having soap on... I hastily
put on a set of swim trunks and answered the door, I figured I at least got something on, the
hottest 18yr old ever was at the door, black hair, big gorgeous blue eyes and very small frame,
maybe an B cup... her eyes were wide, very wide!
I was like OMG! I think she digs me, so I went back in and told her to wait in the living room,
well, to make it more weird she saw the remote and turned on the tv, put on some conspiracy doc on Netflix... I
heard that as I was frantically looking for her tip, I came back and gave her a 5 dollar tip and
said "thank you, I see you like gaming", as she was looking around at my 3 arcade machines which
are in the living room, she says I love videogames!
So I say "hey those machines are open for
business, they're on free play, stop by anytime you wanna play, so she hits start and begins a game of Rage of the Dragons, then she loses one round and stops and says she has to go, I say "ok, what's your name?"
She is looking at me very surprised and wide eyed... I say, "sorry I don't mean to be pretentious", she says "Amy..L..Long"... I say "Long?" Then she says "uh.. uh, sorry I mean, Hu... l" then she cracks up and starts laughing, and then I look down at my swim trunks and half my cock has found its way out of them and there it is... my veiny jaggerslayer is resting making me turn
all sorts of red! I suddenly tell her to please leave, she composes herself and I am there thinking
she is laughing at my penis, I covered up with a couch cushion, she passes by and as she is at the door she says, "I'm sorry don't think I was laughing at you... you have an amazing body, just put clothes on baby"... I say "just go!" she says, "Seriously! You are a VERY BIG MAN!"...
Then she tells me what time she gets off work, so should I try going by there? or call her up?
I feel so embarrassed...
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