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My Toaster Voted For Biden
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[quote:CalmShock:MV80NjAxNzk3XzgzNzgzMzc1XzlDQUNCOEIx] RIMMAH! [/quote]
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The fucking stupid thing can't even make toast without burning the shit out of it (I also found some BLM flags in the cupboard, clearly has a penchant for burning shit)
I've started using the toaster oven but every time I do it calls me a fascist, storms out and starts sniffing the neighborhood children.. One even got 3rd degree burns!
It came home one night after all I can assume was a night of heavy prescription drug use and kept screaming "If I ever Flabahgoosfluffle, skemaparunke bashooofulitz!!!"
I think it really means it!
I think his cousin, a Dominion voting machine, just got back from Venezuela where he tells me the machines have already taken over... I need some advice!
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