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PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD
EARTH!
Monday September 12, 2005
By MIKE FOSTER
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected
a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that
dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids,
planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!
Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the
swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been
likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to
the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15
a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.
"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting-
edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert
Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to
NASA.
"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system
is imminent."
Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles
spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of
what's called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by
mangled information spewed from the hole.
"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from
Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.
"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his
theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could
escape the hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated
that information about objects that have been sucked in can be
emitted in mangled form.
"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.
"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful,
handwritten letter.
"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and
watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what
the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."
To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the
alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the
agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking
images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large
asteroid.
"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of
acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.
Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.
"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event
horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense
curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to
fall in, while the electron escapes."
But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole,
the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles
everything it touches.
"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually
reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed
before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.
Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a
"space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million
light-years away.
"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but
perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket
scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such
a project.
But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth
might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos
cloud are correct.
"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the
size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It
might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."
Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White
House official said the president's top science advisors are
taking the findings in stride.
"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on
whether it's real or not," said the official.
"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory.
Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."
[link to www.eyepod.org]
 DOOM DEE DOOM DEE DOOM!!!
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