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Rejoice for the Rapture is soon!
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 81073380:MV81MDgzMDk5XzkzMTYyMzQ1XzFGMzhFNkQ3] [quote:Anonymous Coward 81636531:MV81MDgzMDk5XzkzMTYyMjg5X0JCRjk4RkM3] You say SOON. Then you say in two more milennia. That isnt soon! [/quote] It is in God's time. Trust the plan bud :hf: [/quote]
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Hello fellow believers, I have an important message to tell you. Rejoice for it confirms the Rapture is indeed near+
About a week ago I had an NDE in a automobile accident after Church services. When I woke up I met a male being that called himself "J Anon". He told me not to worry about the current state of the world as the Rapture is soon. The being said it will happen in two more millenia, a mere blip on the cosmic scale of time. He said not to worry and to trust the plan
He then went on to say that when Jesus comes back in two millennia that Satan and his minions will be arrested. Rejoice for our time of redemption is coming - Mass arrests are coming soon!
Anyways just wanted to share the good news with you all. Only two more millenia to wait! Arrests are coming! Trust the plan! Thanks all for reading and I hope I brightened your day with the news. God Bless
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