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I farted in a taxi last nite and the driver threw us out.
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 83142812:MV81MTYzNDM5XzIyQ0JDNUI1] Last nite, myself and my four friends hired a taxi to take us home. I had been drinking guinness and had a chicken curry, which was well mixed together during the evening. 2 minutes into the journey I felt a movement inside my stomach and a deep locked and loaded signal was sent. As my friends were talking I decided to let it out silently, which I was fortunate in that it was a natural SBD. 3 seconds after producing the fart into the Taxi my friends started screaming and shouting. It smelled like a cross between poo and rotting vegetables. Everyone was breathing almost pure fart. The driver kept looking around into the back and shouting. My friends were yelling back and choking. He slammed his brakes on to stop the car, opened a door to the back and demanded we get out. There we were, at square one again, ringing for another Taxi. I could feel more farts brewing. [/quote]
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Last nite, myself and my four friends hired a taxi to take us home. I had been drinking guinness and had a chicken curry, which was well mixed together during the evening.
2 minutes into the journey I felt a movement inside my stomach and a deep locked and loaded signal was sent.
As my friends were talking I decided to let it out silently, which I was fortunate in that it was a natural SBD.
3 seconds after producing the fart into the Taxi my friends started screaming and shouting. It smelled like a cross between poo and rotting vegetables. Everyone was breathing almost pure fart.
The driver kept looking around into the back and shouting. My friends were yelling back and choking.
He slammed his brakes on to stop the car, opened a door to the back and demanded we get out.
There we were, at square one again, ringing for another Taxi.
I could feel more farts brewing.
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