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Putting a period pain simulator on a cowboy
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[quote:BFD:MV81MTg3NzMwXzk1Mzg0ODY0X0YxN0YwNTEx] [quote:Anonymous Coward 83840980:MV81MTg3NzMwXzk1Mzc4ODA2XzgxQURFQkQy] [quote:BFD:MV81MTg3NzMwXzk1Mzc1NjY5X0JGQkNBNDEy] I ate some tums the other day and shit my brains out, like sweating and almost in literal tears on the toilet. That must be what childbirth is like. [/quote] Lol my sympathy though! Its hard to explain to a man what natural childbirth is like. I've thought about it like this: One person is using both hands to physically dig into your abdomen and then once inside, they keep twisting and squeezing your intestines and organs and womb. Simultaneously, another person has used 2 hands to dig into your back. Once they reach your spine, they keep twisting it, as if they're manually drying out a towel, while also trying to rearrange it into new and interesting shapes. This goes on for many hours. [/quote] Lol... yikes. I mean that's how I would describe what I was feeling but I get that I could be on another scale entirely. [/quote]
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