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Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 84611807:MV81Mjg1NDQwXzk3NDA4MjI0XzQ3M0M4ODZB] [quote:Anonymous Coward 81508607:MV81Mjg1NDQwXzk3NDA4MDI4XzREMEUxMDJG] [quote:Danger Dan:MV81Mjg1NDQwXzk3NDA3OTczX0YwMTkxNjNC] make sure to get yer rapture hatch installed soon don't wanna miss jeebus cause of a pesky roof [/quote] How ridiculous is this comment? When the Rapture happens, people will all go outside to see, before it commences. [/quote] For those of you "raptured" away and are worried about your pets being taken care of after you're gone. Please contact me, for $1000/per pet, I'll watch them til the end of the world. Don't worry, as a Christian who has read God's word I know I'll be here when Christ returns for realz. Yes, I'll be here with my armor on and fighting against Satan's fiery darts while you tinklebells go fly away to the furthest parts of the unknown hiding in your proverbial corner... How embarrassing that you fly away tinkerbells call yourself Christians.... Hoping to escape the battle of Good and Evil when God needs you most. How pathetic.... [/quote]
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As we eagerly await the impending Rapture, it is a marvel to conider that Solomon, who was Jesus` inpiration for the Rapture will arrive with Jesus in the clouds, and they will be singing psalms in celebration.
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