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Nance Greggs's Journal: Nance Rants
It's Going To Be Obama
Posted by NanceGreggs in General Discussion: Presidential
Thu Jun 19th 2008, 06:56 PM
MEMO to the GOP:
Barack Hussein Obama will be the next President of the United States.
No matter how many of your on-the-payroll talking-heads spew utter nonsense about him, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter how many outrageous smears you come up, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter how many scurrilous lies your minions tell, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter how much effort your operatives put into swiftboating him, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter how many times you raise the specter of Reverend Wright, or flag-pins, or Chicago-style politics, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter how often you attempt to insult his wife, his friends, or his associates, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter how vociferously your pundits challenge his abilities and his competence, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter what tricks you plan to put into action between now and November, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter how many baseless rumors you try to pass off as the truth, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter who you dredge up to speak against him, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter what lengths you go to, or what depths you sink to in order to turn people against him, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter where you go to dig up dirt, or how far your party tries to fling it, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter how hard you to try to instill fear with suggestions of looming terrorism, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter who you cajole, threaten, or pay-off to besmirch his good name, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter how often you publicly wring your hands and question his ability to lead a nation, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter how passionately you proffer your arguments to the contrary, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter how shrill your voices get, or how incensed you become at the thought, it�s going to be Obama.
No matter what you do, say, fabricate, exaggerate, allude to, conjure up, pass along, shout, whisper, fantasize, publicize, propagate, proliferate, cause tears about, cause fears about, stomp your feet over, scream your fears over, pollute, dilute, spin, fold, staple or mutilate, the end result will be the same: it�s going to be Obama.
Barack Hussein Obama will be the next President of the United States.
That is all.
Try not to choke on the idea � but don�t feel obligated to try too hard.
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