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DWARF GETS PENIS CAUGHT IN VACUUM CLEANER
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[quote:czygyny:MV84MTcyMzlfMTI2MzAxMDdfRkUyMjlBOTM=] [quote:] "It was the [b]most embarrassing moment of my life[/b] when I got wheeled into a packed A&E [accident and emergency ward] with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said. [/quote] Er, wait a minute, this guy goes on stage with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his penis and going to the hospital is the MOST embarrassing moment in his life? Oh, the irony. [/quote]
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"A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh Fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
"The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.
"The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required."
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