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new marlboro "special blend" cigs... i wonder what's so "special" about them?
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[quote:BoyWonder 905971:MV85Nzg5NjdfMTU3ODc5NDdfOEU0OTczOA==] I first noticed these cigarrettes laying next to me when I wole up from a night "out on the town" with a "friend, that is a girl". SHE happens to be married to a police officer in the state capital of the city that I live in. She calls me every now and then and she wants to go drink (she always offers to pay), she ends up using me as an excuse to meet up with other guys... Because I always end up, SUPER FUCKED UP, waking up from being passed out somewhere- But home, no less. The exact same thing is happening: I get home. Shortly after I get home I begin to sweat a lot and I can't move. After moaning on the floor- and then pass out. What ties these experiences to her in particular is the EXACT way it happens once I get home and SHE was the first person around me that had them. The last couple of times I went out with her- I noticed these god damn cigarettes. The smell ALONE makes me want to vomit. A) Test cigs by the govt to test out different CRAZY levels of the "date-rape-drug" (this is because of the time frame and my bodyily symptons + the person who I was with) and/or immobilize us- slowly make us "come down" from those who pull "one nighters" (I'll touch on this one too) B) A type of brand of ciggarette to distinguish 'marks' or POI (points of interest)-- As I start noticing them around me and the people who are smoking them: A) I recently met or not have known for a while B) If I have known them, they are in and out of my life every couple of weeks- And they always come over to check on "info" and the scandal C) The other thing- I may be wrong- But the smokers almost always have a similar brand- Could be "new to town"- and tend to be extremely nosy with info & in your home. I could just need to point out a few other observations- I'm not paranoid, either. Oh, and the taxes are already paid on those particular brand... They have a sticker on them. Why is that, Surgeon general? :bump: [/quote]
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so i went to a convenience store yesterday and they were out of my standbys (marlboro no.27's) but the guy told me they had marlboro 'special blends' which i hadn't heard of before. curiosity got the better of me and i picked up a few packs.
aside from tasting like shit, there's not that much special bout them. i don't feel any different after having smoked nearly a pack. i pulled an all-nighter, though that's not abnormal for me. but the name is totally sketchy now that i think of it. special blend. hah. god only knows what's in them. the nanobots could be colonizing my lungs as we speak!
before you all flame me about smoking (yes i can see the 'you're so young' crap bombarding this thread already) i am trying to quit. these special blends are disgusting enough to make me want to. but i've got my eye on a gal and i don't think she digs smokers. she's a catch, so i would chose her over the smokes any day. also, the government is making shitloads of money off me! wouldn't that be great if i quit and the gov't went broke? hehe.
anyway i just felt like sharing, if you have any ideas about what i could be inhaling, or if you have tried them yourself feel free to post. please don't criticize my decision to smoke unless you have something constructive to say!
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