Why do Americans complain so much?

We have so much...SOOOO MUCH stuff to be grateful for.

The shops are filled with an endless supply of toys and goodies and All types of food you could imagine.
You can order an item on the internet and it will show up at your door a few days later.
If you get sick or injured, you call an ambulance and you'll be at a hospital within a few minutes.
Through computers/internet you have access to the world.
You have flushing toilets, running water, hot water!
You have refrigerators, comfortable couches, carpeting, cute little family pets, and mail delivery 5 days a week.
You have clothes on your back, a place to sleep and jerk off when your in the mood.
You have cell phones to call anyone you like.
You have toothbrushes, toilet paper, shampoo and vibrators.

And yet you complain.
And yet you're still unhappy.
And yet you still claim you're not free...that the big boys at top are trying to take your freedom and make you a slave?

Even though the quality of life as consistently improved over the past 500 years, you still complain.

If you can't find happiness in today's world, then you will NEVER find it. Please go blow your fucking brains out or stop complaining!