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She has to be Epic Beard Man's sister....Granny vs. Shark

 
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She has to be Epic Beard Man's sister....Granny vs. Shark
You just can't make this stuff up!


It's a Knockout: Granny vs. Shark Edition


A grandma enjoying a snorkelling holiday near the Whitsundays in Queensland Australia was the unfortunate victim of a vicious shark attack last week. But rather than simply trying to make her escape, the 60 year old holiday maker decided to fight back - by literally punching the five foot shark in the face.

Paddy Trumbull thought that she was going to enjoy a stunning view of underwater life when snorkelling near the boat that had carried her and her husband close to the Whitsunday islands. But the underwater life had other ideas! As she was enjoying her jaunt, Paddy felt a massive tug at her legs. She knew instantly what was happening, and glanced towards her feet to see her aquatic attacker trying to make mincemeat out of her. At this point, many of us would have panicked and tried to swim away as quickly as possible. But not Paddy Trumbull. She made a bee line for the shark's nose - knowing it was a sensitive spot - and repeatedly punched the shark until it conceded defeat and swam away. The 60 year old granny was then pulled back into the boat and airlifted to hospital. Despite her valour, she was still seriously injured and required emergency surgery.

According to doctors at the hospital, Paddy had lost 40% of the volume of her blood by the time she reached them. Thankfully, she is expected to make a full recovery - although the medical experts have said that Paddy will need some reconstructive surgery. She wasn't complaining, though, when the medical experts revealed that she will need the cosmetic surgery to give her a whole new bottom!

So not only will she be the hardest granny in Australia, she may well end up being the hottest too!

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Goodbye, halcyon days...

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03/07/2010 11:44 PM
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Re: She has to be Epic Beard Man's sister....Granny vs. Shark
go granny hf
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03/07/2010 11:49 PM
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Re: She has to be Epic Beard Man's sister....Granny vs. Shark
She is awesomely bad ass.

Any other grandma would have accepted their fate as shark food.

Except my grandma, she is also extremely bad ass.
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
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Re: She has to be Epic Beard Man's sister....Granny vs. Shark
She is awesomely bad ass.

Any other grandma would have accepted their fate as shark food.

Except my grandma, she is also extremely bad ass.
 Quoting: His Royal Dudeness


My 85 yr old nannie would whap that shark to death with a wooden spoon, and then fry him up for dinner!
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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03/07/2010 11:57 PM
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Yummy, shark steak anyone? angryface
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
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03/08/2010 12:04 AM
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Re: She has to be Epic Beard Man's sister....Granny vs. Shark
my 60 foot shark could swallow u whole OP!
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OP looks like a tranny in "her" pic.

wtf
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OP looks like a tranny in "her" pic.

wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 908367

really??
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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OP looks like a tranny in "her" pic.

wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 908367

You're rude.
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
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Re: She has to be Epic Beard Man's sister....Granny vs. Shark
OP looks like a tranny in "her" pic.

wtf

really??
 Quoting: Only Me

No.
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
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Right on grandma!

:clownbomb:
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03/08/2010 12:13 AM
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bump Another XLNT OM thread banana2
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Re: She has to be Epic Beard Man's sister....Granny vs. Shark
We should call her "Epic Butt Lady"
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03/08/2010 12:19 AM
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We should call her "Epic Butt Lady"
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Seconded, confirmed.

Epic Butt Lady it it.
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
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03/08/2010 12:25 AM
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We should call her "Epic Butt Lady"

Seconded, confirmed.

Epic Butt Lady it it.
 Quoting: His Royal Dudeness

Can we get a Verify on this? ohyeah
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Verify, git yo' non-ass havin' ass to da amberlamps.
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Verify, git yo' non-ass havin' ass to da amberlamps.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820234

tounge
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.





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