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Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder !!

 
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Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder !!
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A man who got his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder, after doctors in casualty could not free his genitals from their metal trap.

Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect.


Instead, they resorted called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

The fire crew turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help, in what a spokesman understatedly described as a 'delicate operation'.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder to cut the pipe from around the anaesthetised man's penis.
The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day.


The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis, after he presented himself at the hospital's Accident & Emergency department on Tuesday morning. He was said to be 'quite concerned and anxious'.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: 'It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.


'It's certainly an unusual call-out, and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.'

Watch manager Greg Garrett from the Redbridge fire station told the Southampton daily Echo: 'I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence.'
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03/08/2010 08:13 PM
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OUCH
.. ThE BiTcH iN mE iS A TeAsE .. ThErEfOrE I AiM TwO PlEaSe ..
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03/08/2010 08:13 PM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder !!
maybe next time he can just pay for a prostitute. it would be much cheaper and less humiliating.
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OUCH
 Quoting: NaughtyEarthling

Wtf is wrong with men, that make us put our dicks in anything remotely resembling a hole???
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03/08/2010 08:16 PM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder !!
"The pipe got stuck around his penis" ???

Well my friends i think its the other way around :5:
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03/08/2010 08:18 PM
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OUCH

Wtf is wrong with men, that make us put our dicks in anything remotely resembling a hole???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 908367


any hole is a goal .. so is every crack on the wall .. men just want to fill in every gap possible LOL

;)
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03/08/2010 08:18 PM
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Damn too bad we didn't get pics!
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03/08/2010 08:23 PM
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Sad thing is this actually happens all the time all over the world... LOL!
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03/08/2010 08:24 PM
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Sheeeeeeeeeesh wth.

Well in his behalf they always say never use copper it will cause you to go blind.
Oh wait that was when distilling your own alcohol...or was that when chokin the chicken...wait was smokin through copper,....no was pokin a goat,...no wait,.....

This guy is just trying a new idea,...reverse piercing!

Soon all will be caught trying to poke holes in metal with the genitals. Cant wait for the pics on a woman getting her nipple stuck in a stainless steel mixing bowl.
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03/08/2010 08:25 PM
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Sad thing is this actually happens all the time all over the world... LOL!
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Yup! I'm fucking a water bottle right now as I type this!

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03/08/2010 08:29 PM
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ask any ER tech about the frequency of beer bottles up the ting ting-that wont come back out
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03/08/2010 08:34 PM
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im callin bullshit,restricted blood flow would have made it limp,and the grinder would have burned the fuck out of him
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ask any ER tech about the frequency of beer bottles up the ting ting-that wont come back out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 902523

Yea that is a funny one. I figured out what causes it and how to fix it, but not telling until I see it happen IN PERSON! LOL!
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03/08/2010 08:51 PM
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"The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch "

was this a cockfight gone bad ?
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[nfeRnaL 763295]

ask any ER tech about the frequency of beer bottles up the ting ting-that wont come back out

Yea that is a funny one. I figured out what causes it and how to fix it, but not telling until I see it happen IN PERSON! LOL!
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call in an OBGYN?
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03/09/2010 03:20 AM
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im callin bullshit,restricted blood flow would have made it limp,and the grinder would have burned the fuck out of him
 Quoting: hbsm 897041

not if it was erect first, then got stuck.
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03/09/2010 03:22 AM
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I hate it when that happens.
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03/09/2010 03:49 AM
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im callin bullshit,restricted blood flow would have made it limp,and the grinder would have burned the fuck out of him
 Quoting: hbsm 897041


If you are male, tie something around the base of your penis and wait (use a knot that you can undo easily).

The blood will flow in, but as your penis hardens it doesn't allow the blood to flow out.

This is why there are such things as cockrings and cock straps. I'll let someone else find and post links to these two items.
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03/09/2010 03:52 AM
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Wtf is wrong with men, that make us put our dicks in anything remotely resembling a hole???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 908367


men burrow like insects
Water always wins. :sun:
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03/09/2010 03:53 AM
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OUCH

Wtf is wrong with men, that make us put our dicks in anything remotely resembling a hole???


any hole is a goal .. so is every crack on the wall .. men just want to fill in every gap possible LOL

;)
 Quoting: NaughtyEarthling


Amen.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 908367



Hahahahah!!!! Whoo! Now he has a REAL drinking story to tell!
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03/09/2010 03:58 AM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder !!
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "just take some off the top"! LOL
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multiculturalism to blame
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All they had to do was show the guy that Hillary pic. Woulda worked like a charm. /shudder/
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03/09/2010 04:21 AM
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Re: Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder !!
all they had to do was cool the pipe with icewater all blokes know that your sausage turns into a weener when you swim in cold water thats why I wear board shorts and not Dick togs so my Man meat don't look like a cheerio when i swim. Anyway I don't see how rootin a metal pipe feels good unless its maybe a vaccum cleaner with 2500 watts of suction. Muahahaha tounge
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03/09/2010 04:33 AM
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I wear board shorts and not Dick togs so my Man meat don't look like a cheerio when i swim.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 910822


LMFAO!
Water always wins. :sun:





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