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CERN will close down again, this time at the end of 2011

 
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CERN will close down again, this time at the end of 2011
Yep, something's gone wrong again.....

They're saying it's 'design flaws' now....

God only knows what that means.....lol

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Yeah, it's because they blew a hole in the Sun and now they are in "Oops" mode.
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Yeah, it's because they blew a hole in the Sun and now they are in "Oops" mode.
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Lets not forget the Norway Spiral too
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Yeah, it's because they blew a hole in the Sun and now they are in "Oops" mode.


Lets not forget the Norway Spiral too
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you gotta wonder what these guys are doing that warrants these shutdowns

are they making discoveries about things they didn't plan for

are they creating strange phenomena as stated above

playing with the building blocks of life is certainly unpredictable
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no shut down will occur
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Re: CERN will close down again, this time at the end of 2011
To begin with, please READ what you post <<SIGH>>

CERN will not close down, the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) will be shut down. This will not happen until the END of 2011, and the LCH will continue running until then. And finally, this will be to address a POSSIBLE concern with the copper sheathing. In other words, while there is currently not an issue, they would rather be safe than sorry.

And that is so they can DOUBLE the current high-energy collisions, being performed at seven TRILLION volts.

I'd want to be cartain I had all of my t's crossed if I were going to play with 14 trillion volts too. But nah, let's just NOT take any precautions, but hope for the best...


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Yeah, it's because they blew a hole in the Sun and now they are in "Oops" mode.


Lets not forget the Norway Spiral too
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That's all part of it. They blasted the Sun and it spat out a Black Hole.
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Blew an O ring apparently
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Blew an O ring apparently
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Yeah. In the Sun. Hence the Norweigh Swirls.
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Blew an O ring apparently


Yeah. In the Sun. Hence the Norweigh Swirls.
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Sorry... NORWAY.
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To begin with, please READ what you post <<SIGH>>

CERN will not close down, the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) will be shut down. This will not happen until the END of 2011, and the LCH will continue running until then. And finally, this will be to address a POSSIBLE concern with the copper sheathing. In other words, while there is currently not an issue, they would rather be safe than sorry.

And that is so they can DOUBLE the current high-energy collisions, being performed at seven TRILLION volts.

I'd want to be cartain I had all of my t's crossed if I were going to play with 14 trillion volts too. But nah, let's just NOT take any precautions, but hope for the best...


1dpanic
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bump bump hf
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Bloody idiots the repair bill will cost a bomb.
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To begin with, please READ what you post <<SIGH>>

CERN will not close down, the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) will be shut down. This will not happen until the END of 2011, and the LCH will continue running until then. And finally, this will be to address a POSSIBLE concern with the copper sheathing. In other words, while there is currently not an issue, they would rather be safe than sorry.

And that is so they can DOUBLE the current high-energy collisions, being performed at seven TRILLION volts.

I'd want to be cartain I had all of my t's crossed if I were going to play with 14 trillion volts too. But nah, let's just NOT take any precautions, but hope for the best...


1dpanic
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my bad, have adjusted the title :P
'Your best shot at happiness, self-worth and personal satisfaction - the things that constitute real success - is not in earning as much as you can but in preforming as well as you can something you consider worthwhile. Whether that is healing the sick, giving hope to the hopeless, adding to the beauty of the world or saving it from a nuclear holocaust...' William Raspberry.
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my bad, have adjusted the title :P
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Goofy Thum

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Re: CERN will close down again, this time at the end of 2011
Yep, something's gone wrong again.....

They're saying it's 'design flaws' now....

God only knows what that means.....lol

[link to news.discovery.com]

[link to news.bbc.co.uk]
 Quoting: KunG Fu GriP


nice find FUZ. when the time comes and we really find out what this thing can do, and what they actually plan to use it for - might be to late. consider the down time a buffer zone for us to get to the root cause of this beast.
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Re: CERN will close down again, this time at the end of 2011
FUCK LHC.

FUCK HAARP.

BAM. I'm so fucking sick of these bullshit science experiments.
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FUCK LHC.

FUCK HAARP.

BAM. I'm so fucking sick of these bullshit science experiments.
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Yeah, because you'd sure be posting your crap here without those science experiments, wouldn't you?

I bet you start fire with flint and fish with your hands too, right?

lolatu
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FUCK LHC.

FUCK HAARP.

BAM. I'm so fucking sick of these bullshit science experiments.


Yeah, because you'd sure be posting your crap here without those science experiments, wouldn't you?

I bet you start fire with flint and fish with your hands too, right?

lolatu
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What in the flying fuck are you talking about?

Elaborate or stfu
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"Bullshit sciende experiments" are the reason you can currently use the technology you have to whine about things you don't understand. Have I elaborated enough for you?

The point would have been obvious to most, but then, considering your post, my bad. I should never assume.
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But they will be back!
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"Unfortunately, there are construction faults that could prevent the LHC from operating at full energy safely, so it looks like the year 2012 will see the LHC in repair mode again."
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2012 sound familiar?
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But they will be back!
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"Unfortunately, there are construction faults that could prevent the LHC from operating at full energy safely, so it looks like the year 2012 will see the LHC in repair mode again."
[link to news.discovery.com]
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2012 sound familiar?
 Quoting: Dr. Steve Myers 772723



it's kinda spooky that this thing will be fired to full potential around the end of 2012

mad made disaster anyone?
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Yep, something's gone wrong again.....

They're saying it's 'design flaws' now....

God only knows what that means.....lol

[link to news.discovery.com]

[link to news.bbc.co.uk]
 Quoting: KunG Fu GriP



Hey Fu, ya think they blew a hole in God's underwear and maybe now He's pissed? lol!
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it's kinda spooky that this thing will be fired to full potential around the end of 2012

mad made disaster anyone?
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Yes. Like you said earlier in a post. Playing with the building blocks of life like this is just dangerous.

It's like Dr. Evil is financially backing this giant freaking laser beam.

And I've read about the LHC before because it concerns me with what they could cause by running this thing. We really have nothing to worry about but it's the "what ifs" that bother me.
What the fuck are we going to do with a god particle? Tax that shit and mass produce it no doubt (in china).

This is why I find the LHC to be a bullshit experiment.
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It's another moon hoax!

Before the even started CERN I said NOTHING would come from it. The builders know there was NO 'big bang'. CERN was either built for some other reason or as a science hoax on the scale of the moon hoax.

At some point they could claim some new theory to supposedly prove big bang that cannot be confirmed.

Because "we say so".
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Hey Fu, ya think they blew a hole in God's underwear and maybe now He's pissed? lol!
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lol....maybe God goes commando
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:thedestroy:

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Hey Fu, ya think they blew a hole in God's underwear and maybe now He's pissed? lol!



lol....maybe God goes commando
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OH I can just see it now, "Wth? Those 'lil shits! They just blew a hole in a my friggin' underwear and I just put it on! Damn, you would think I could get some peace around here, but noooooooooooooooooooooo." LOL!
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:thedestroy:

:gdp:

The CERN Machine under construction.
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Wait, is that statue of cali. Destroyer :O
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Yeah, it's because they blew a hole in the Sun and now they are in "Oops" mode.


Lets not forget the Norway Spiral too



you gotta wonder what these guys are doing that warrants these shutdowns

are they making discoveries about things they didn't plan for

are they creating strange phenomena as stated above

playing with the building blocks of life is certainly unpredictable
 Quoting: KunG Fu GriP


This is one of the most complicated machines ever built, and some of the technologies were theoretical. But these guys actually built it. When the man said leading edge tech he was not kidding. Even machines with known technology will fail. I'm amazed they were able to get any results at all.

Set backs for an effort like this are to be expected
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It's an upgrade for the magnet splices. They are to be upgraded with high quality copper shunts.

Currently LHC @ CERN runs at 7 TeV. After the upgrade, it will be able to run at it's full capability, 14 TeV which is 7mph slower than the speed of light.
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If you guys bothered to click the link you'd see this was a PLANNED shut-down announced a while back.

This is not due to any malfunction or design flaw and is routine.


And you have to be a retarded idiot to think this has ANYTHING to do with the Norway spiral or any imagined nonsense about the sun.



I love how a huge percentage of the people that think global warming is a myth, because, "humans can't affect the planet", also believe CERN is capable of destroying or even AFFECTING the sun.


Nice logic there folks.





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