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America is FUCKTARD CENTRAL.
This is utterly beyond stupidity and sense. WTF is going on in this shithole world?


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Prozac For Dogs Now Available

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At Health Freedom Alliance we don’t always think Big Pharma is just concerned about money. Sometimes they have an altruistic nature which is why they are now marketing antidepressants for dogs. A dog version of the anti-depressant Prozac has been approved for sale to British pet owners.
The one-a-day tablet, which tastes of beef, is said to help cure ‘canine compulsive disorder’ and ’separation anxiety’ brought on by owners’ long absences during the day.
Symptoms include poor behaviour, whimpering or tail-chasing. The drug, called Reconcile, is also designed to curb the compulsive pacing, chewing and dribbling which its makers claim is a result of depression brought on by their owners’ long absences.

The anti-depressant Prozac has been used to cure compulsive behaviour in humans, and works by increasing the brain’s levels of serotonin, a ‘happiness’ chemical.

Trials involving more than 660 mentally-disturbed pets in Europe and the US produced improvements in behaviour within eight weeks.

Eli Lilly, the drug’s US manufacturer, said: ‘Treatment for companion animals is a relatively new area for us.’

They point to research which shows that as many as 8 per cent of dogs suffer from canine compulsive disorder.

Critics say gods are now being diagnosed with ‘lifestyle’ illnesses so that drugs can be marketed to treat them.

Roger Mugford, an animal psychologist, said: ‘Most breakthroughs in dog behaviour are achieves by carrying a titbit and using it wisely, not by drugs.’

Reconcile has now been granted a licence by the UK’s Veterinary Medicines Directorate.

However, it was first licensed in the US three years ago for separation anxiety from being left alone for long periods.

The American Food and Drug Administration said it should be taken with therapy to modify the dog’s behaviour – and should be taken by puppies as young as six months.

At the time, Steve Connell, Eli Lilly’s manager of consumer services for companion animal health, said that more than 10million US dogs exhibit strange symptoms from being left alone too long.

‘Lilly research shows that 10.7million, or up to 17 per cent, of US dogs suffer from separation anxiety,’ he said. ‘We’re thrilled that our first product for dogs can help restore the human-pet bond.’

He said research showed that 73 per cent of dogs taking Reconcile and undergoing therapy showed better behaviour within eight weeks, compared to dogs receiving therapy alone.

The drug’s website says: ‘While you may not be familiar with canine separation anxiety, you are probably familiar with its symptoms.

‘While you are gone, your dog may do one or several of the following: chew destructively; bark or whine; inappropriate urination and/or defecation; drool; pace; tremble; vomit – or worse.

‘Separation anxiety is a clinical condition in your dog’s brain. Your pet is not a bad dog. Your pet’s behaviour is the result of separation anxiety.’

In Britain, research for Sainsbury’s Bank in 2003 indicated that 632,000 dogs and cats had suffered from depression in the previous year.

Nearly three times as many had suffered from behavioural problems which could be linked to depression, such as attacking furniture.

Clare Moyles, Sainsbury’s pet insurance manager, said: ‘People are leading more stressful lives and unfortunately this can have an adverse effect on the health of our pets.

‘Cats and dogs can be very susceptible to their owner’s feelings and if they sense that they are unhappy they can become agitated or depressed.’

Side effects of Reconcile can include lethargy, reduced appetite, vomiting, shaking, diarrhoea, restlessness, excessive barking, aggression and seizures in a small number of dogs.

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You know whatever happens in Britain happens here like a month later. It's only a matter of time before this shit hits along with "health" care.

How many of you morons think your dog needs chemical altering that will no doubt make dogs go mad.
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They want crazy psychotic dogs unleashed around the globe tearing people to shreds because their zombie virus isn't working?
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Has to be a joke,this cant be serious.
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Has to be a joke,this cant be serious.
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Oh no. OP is dead serious!
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Its not as if the entire population is going to put their dogs on drugs. It's for thsoe morons who put sweaters on their poodle and then put the poor dog in their purse.

America is not that. Just a few morons.
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It's not that, it's these fucking phama monsters (the Queen of England OWNS SmithKline Beecham) want fucking every living thing poisoned by their filth.

I want to get these lobbyists and force feed them 20000 prozacs.
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It's not that, it's these fucking phama monsters (the Queen of England OWNS SmithKline Beecham) want fucking every living thing poisoned by their filth.

I want to get these lobbyists and force feed them 20000 prozacs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657

I think the Queen us probably on Prozacs I mean when that many people hate you so badly wouldn't you need to be?
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[link to www.whoownstheworld.com]

Largest Landowner

“Queen Elizabeth II the largest landowner on Earth.”


Queen Elizabeth II, head of state of the United Kingdom and of 31 other states and territories, is the legal owner of about 6,600 million acres of land, one sixth of the earth’s non ocean surface.

She is the only person on earth who owns whole countries, and who owns countries that are not her own domestic territory. This land ownership is separate from her role as head of state and is different from other monarchies where no such claim is made – Norway, Belgium, Denmark etc.

The value of her land holding. £17,600,000,000,000 (approx).

This makes her the richest individual on earth. However, there is no way easily to value her real estate. There is no current market in the land of entire countries. At a rough estimate of $5,000 an acre, and based on the sale of Alaska to the USA by the Tsar, and of Louisiana to the USA by France, the Queen’s land holding is worth a notional $33,000,000,000,000 (Thirty three trillion dollars or about £17,600,000,000,000). Her holding is based on the laws of the countries she owns and her land title is valid in all the countries she owns. Her main holdings are Canada, the 2nd largest country on earth, with 2,467 million acres, Australia, the 7th largest country on earth with 1,900 million acres, the Papua New Guinea with114 million acres, New Zealand with 66 million acres and the UK with 60 million acres.

She is the world’s largest landowner by a significant margin. The next largest landowner is the Russian state, with an overall ownership of 4,219 million acres, and a direct ownership comparable with the Queen’s land holding of 2,447 million acres. The 3rd largest landowner is the Chinese state, which claims all of Chinese land, about 2,365 million acres. The 4th largest landowner on earth is the Federal Government of the United States, which owns about one third of the land of the USA, 760 million acres. The fifth largest landowner on earth is the King of Saudi Arabia with 553 million acres

Largest five personal landowners on Earh Queen Elizabeth II 6,600 million acres
King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia 553 million acres
King Bhumibol of Thailand 126 million acres
King Mohammed IV of Morocco 113 million acres
Sultan Quaboos of Oman 76 million acres



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Interesting take about an American Big-Pharma company OP but your title is over-exaggerated to say the least.

A friend of mine's dog I think suffers from the Canine Separation Anxiety as he has shown many of the symptoms listed.

He is separated from his owner alot, too much even, and possibly could benefit from some Reconcile.
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Flawed dogs traditionally are put to sleep. A mentally unstable dog is dangerous.

I remember how Xanax "helped" that chimp that tore that poor woman's face off. Mad animals aren't safe. mad animals need to be put down.
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Interesting take about an American Big-Pharma company OP but your title is over-exaggerated to say the least.

A friend of mine's dog I think suffers from the Canine Separation Anxiety as he has shown many of the symptoms listed.

He is separated from his owner alot, too much even, and possibly could benefit from some Reconcile.
 Quoting: Sir.Kalin

Please tell me you're kidding.

The cure is not "puppy prozac"...He needs an attentive master.
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It's not that, it's these fucking phama monsters (the Queen of England OWNS SmithKline Beecham) want fucking every living thing poisoned by their filth.

I want to get these lobbyists and force feed them 20000 prozacs.

I think the Queen us probably on Prozacs I mean when that many people hate you so badly wouldn't you need to be?
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Was that a word filter thing or something?

"think the queen us"?
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Please tell me you're kidding.

The cure is not "puppy prozac"...He needs an attentive master.
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kinda,

just running with and considering the possibility of it, that's all.

The dog pee'd directly on the sony playstation and ruined it one day,

we think on purpose.
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The dog pee'd directly on the sony playstation and ruined it one day,

we think on purpose.
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You caught me off guard...

I just laughed so hard at the image that popped into my head, of the pooch pissing on a playstation!
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Actually OP many of the drugs used for humans are already used for animals.

Epileptic Dogs get put on anti-seizure meds just like the humans do (only smaller dosages due to body weight differences).

Dogs and cats do get depression, anxiety and other human-like mental and emotional disorders.

I have rescued plenty of badly abused dogs who have had to be on what amounts to anti-psychotics for life in order to function "normally".

There are dogs and other critters in the world that actually do need these drugs. Most of their need comes from what they have suffered at the hands of humans.

We who call ourselves human are often not very humane.
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GRRRRR how else am i gonna get my drugs.......woof
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Actually OP many of the drugs used for humans are already used for animals.

Epileptic Dogs get put on anti-seizure meds just like the humans do (only smaller dosages due to body weight differences).

Dogs and cats do get depression, anxiety and other human-like mental and emotional disorders.

I have rescued plenty of badly abused dogs who have had to be on what amounts to anti-psychotics for life in order to function "normally".

There are dogs and other critters in the world that actually do need these drugs. Most of their need comes from what they have suffered at the hands of humans.

We who call ourselves human are often not very humane.
 Quoting: Wraithwynd


I see

lol @ your use of the word "critters"

I use that one alot too tounge
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