Basically, from what I can gather, is that the rapture occurs or is just about to occur every single year for as far back as I can remember?

It's like the killer bees that were making there way to California... they were always just around the corner making you quake in fear of their bee-doom.

So, seriously... where are the horsemen?

When it happens, can I have your car? Maybe go ahead and send me your bank info NOW since you will have no use for money in the kingdom of heaven? C'mon... I'm gonna be left behind and I would really like to ride out the tribulation in style.