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OMFG! Exploding Toads??????!!!!!

 
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04/25/2005 03:06 PM
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OMFG! Exploding Toads??????!!!!!
Exploding toads baffle German experts

Sat Apr 23,12:16 PM ET

BERLIN (AFP) - Hundreds of toads have met a bizarre and sinister end in Germany in recent days, it was reported: they exploded.

According to reports from animal welfare workers and veterinarians as many as a thousand of the amphibians have perished after their bodies swelled to bursting point and their entrails were propelled for up to a metre (three feet).

It is like "a science fiction film", according to Werner Smolnik of a nature protection society in the northern city of Hamburg, where the phenomenon of the exploding toad has been observed.

"You see the animals crawling on the ground, swelling and then exploding."

He said the bodies of the toads expanded to three and a half times their normal size.

"I have never seen such a thing," said veterinarian Otto Horst. So bad has the death toll been that the lake in the Altona district of Hamburg has been dubbed "the pond of death."

Access to it has been sealed off and every night a biologist visits it between 2:00 and 3:00 am, which appears to be peak time for batrachians to go bang.

Explanations include an unknown virus, a fungus that has infected the water, or crows, which in an echo of the Alfred Hitchcock movie "The Birds", attack the toads, literally scaring them to death.
OP
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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I dare someone to tell me this is normal!!! Lets see your pathetic debunking excuses for this one!!
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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you know whats going to happen next?... they are going to find the chemical doing this and start using it as a weapon on humans.
exploding humans... gross
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Did Dubya go over there with his firecrackers?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Of course it isnīt normal, you boob.

But neither is it very anomalous... yet.

Gee, letīs do the typical woo-woo "jump up and down screaming and yelling and carrying on about this being due to manīs evil ways" dance...

...before all of the scientific facts are in.

You people are ridiculous, but then again, youīre probably all 16 years old too. In which case... youīll have a valid excuse for being clueless.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Blame it on HAARP or better yet Chemtrails!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Well said, 14076.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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""I have never seen such a thing," said veterinarian Otto Horst."

14076 Heīs a vet...whatīs your credentials, BOOB?!
Bockwurst
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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The phenomenon is clearly attributable to the Krauts feeding those poor toads too much Bockwurst and Altbier. Humans react with loud farts, toads simply explode!
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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"I have never seen such a thing," said veterinarian Otto Horst.

14076 Heīs a vet...whatīs your credentials, BOOB?!

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Iīm a civil engineer.

And just because dear old Otto hasnīt seen such a thing before...

...proves exactly nothing, boob.

I may not understand exploding frogs, but... I never claimed to.

All I said (clean the wax out of your ears) is that we need to wait for some SCIENTIFIC results to come in on this.

Until then... whether it is "Dr. Otto", the world famous frog veterinarian (LOL) or you, speculating about the normalcy of this... ITīS ALL JUST GIBBERISH.

If GLP is good for one thing... it is gibberish.
Lying BABB Maggot™
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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See the video here:

[link to img255.echo.cx]
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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No, you said "But neither is it very anomalous... yet."


1 : inconsistent with or deviating from what is usual, normal, or expected : IRREGULAR, UNUSUAL

So in other words you think it is NOT very unusual. For a civil Engineer i suppose you see this shit everyday then.
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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GW killing frogs again! Damn I told them Bushs to keep that boy in line!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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[link to www.budget101.com]
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Just another sure sign the end is nigh!

lol
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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*sigh* If you want to get technical with my use of verbiage, then yes, you may have succeeded in pointing out an apparent contradiction in my words.

Happy now? Did I make your day? :-)

But... what I MEANT when I used the world "anomalous" is that we cannot be sure this is anything unexplainable by conventional science.

No, it is not "normal" for frogs to explode. Not that I know of anyway. Therefore, according to the definition you provided, it is anomalous.

But if science can spend a month studying the frogs and come up with a "natural" explanation for what is happening, then it will NOT be anomalous - but rather, it may just be a rare set of confluent circumstances that caused this.

And in that sense, it would no longer be anomalous - just "rare".

That is what I meant to say. Thanks for making me waste MORE time on this pointless (as of now) subject... ;-)
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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The story is indeed true:
[link to morgenpost.berlin1.de]

According to a veterinary, crows picked on the toads precisely at their side to eat the liver. As toads pump themselves up when in panic, that then lead to their explosion.
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Maybe it was a hidden warning against the French?
Toads ... Frogs ... French ... A380 testflight today in Toulouse ... German Airbus facility in Hamburg.
JCD
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Could be a simple explanation. Are you aware that when birds eat cooked but UNpopped popcorn, it swells up inside of them until they explode? Scientific fact.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Look, itīs simple!

A couple of kids + 1000 firecrackers + 1000 toads = 1000 exploding toads!





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