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Anonymous Coward User ID: 925627 United States 03/25/2010 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!!!! Protects you from cops, aliens, burglerizers,etc...EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ONE! On Oprey Whinfry,s show recently - A women was visiting one of her friends for a catch up and cup of tea, when the host,s Monkey attacked the visiting women, It ate both her hands completely off, and ripped a large chunk of her face off before being restrained, I think the women was also blinded. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 912314 United States 03/25/2010 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!!!! Protects you from cops, aliens, burglerizers,etc...EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ONE! On Oprey Whinfry,s show recently - A women was visiting one of her friends for a catch up and cup of tea, when the host,s Monkey attacked the visiting women, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 925627It ate both her hands completely off, and ripped a large chunk of her face off before being restrained, I think the women was also blinded. Thanks a lot, buzzkill. |
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planetbarb User ID: 917296 United States 03/25/2010 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!!!! Protects you from cops, aliens, burglerizers,etc...EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ONE! We all need a good laugh. We'd all probably go insane if it wasn't for humor. Especially here on GLP, with the subjects we talk about and the violent debates we have. Quoting: SpikeLove it!! |
Nikki_LaVey User ID: 911858 United States 03/25/2010 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!!!! Protects you from cops, aliens, burglerizers,etc...EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ONE! And who are you arseholes giving Trunk Monkey one star? Quoting: ^TrInItY^gays more than likely that's like 1 staring a kitten it's just sick Don't blame it on us Turkey! How Can You Be Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere at all |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 925627 United States 03/25/2010 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!!!! Protects you from cops, aliens, burglerizers,etc...EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ONE! On Oprey Whinfry,s show recently - A women was visiting one of her friends for a catch up and cup of tea, when the host,s Monkey attacked the visiting women, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 912314It ate both her hands completely off, and ripped a large chunk of her face off before being restrained, I think the women was also blinded. Thanks a lot, buzzkill. LOL, Just stating the obvious. I did get a kick out of this lethal button on the dash for tricky situations, Its a great concept, and not that fare removed from the truth, as they can be incredibly vicious, yet people do have then as pets. |
NasTraDooMis User ID: 808344 United States 03/25/2010 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!!!! Protects you from cops, aliens, burglerizers,etc...EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ONE! I f-ing LOVE TRUNK MONKEY! LMAO Quoting: Anonymous Coward 925504I love the one where he hands the cop a donut He was trying to bribe tha cop with cash or a donut. Just passing thru. OG id 126286 NasTraDooMis |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 925727 India 03/25/2010 09:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!!!! Protects you from cops, aliens, burglerizers,etc...EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ONE! I f-ing LOVE TRUNK MONKEY! LMAO Quoting: Anonymous Coward 925504I love the one where he hands the cop a donut The monkey offers the cop a wad of cash. Cop doesn't accept the bribe so the monkey tries to get him with a donut! |
Seamus User ID: 854278 United States 03/25/2010 09:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!!!! Protects you from cops, aliens, burglerizers,etc...EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ONE! I have a business in the same town where Suburban Ford and Suburban Chevy are located. They produced these commercials (the Trunk Monkey series) in, I think, 2001. They played, very sparingly, for maybe a 3 month window in either 01 or 02. They also advertised 'get a trunk monkey' at Suburban... and had a barrel full of monkeys and handed one out to each person who bought a car at the dealership. But then, right after they began airing, for some reason they were all pulled. Now I very seldom watch TV, but back then I watched it like anyone else. And the commercials were literally the 'talk of the town' . They also had billboards up in the Portland area but like I said, after a short period of time, it was dropped. Yet here it is, years later, and people still gravitate to these commercials. I could never understand why they went to the great expense of producing them, and actually had a winner on their hands, and then dropped them. 'When Plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.' Frederic Bastiat, 'The Law' 1850 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press? We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes." JohnSwinton, 1830-1901, Former chief-of-staff New York Times ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "The bold effort the present bank has made to control the Government, the distress it has wantonly produced ... are but premonitions of the fate that awaits the American People should they be deluded into a perpetuation of this institution (The Bank of the United States), or the establishment of another like it." Andrew Jackson (December 2, 1834) |
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CAT_MAN User ID: 925843 United States 03/25/2010 09:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!!!! Protects you from cops, aliens, burglerizers,etc...EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ONE! And who are you arseholes giving Trunk Monkey one star? Quoting: ^TrInItY^gays more than likely that's like 1 staring a kitten it's just sick [link to images.encyclopediadramatica.com] Yeah then one-star this cat!!!! |
CAT_MAN User ID: 925843 United States 03/25/2010 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!!!! Protects you from cops, aliens, burglerizers,etc...EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ONE! And who are you arseholes giving Trunk Monkey one star? Quoting: CAT_MAN 925843gays more than likely that's like 1 staring a kitten it's just sick [link to images.encyclopediadramatica.com] Yeah then one-star this cat!!!! Its a joke by the way Trin I just happen to be looking at it and thought it was perfect timing. |
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Seamus User ID: 854278 United States 03/25/2010 11:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!!!! Protects you from cops, aliens, burglerizers,etc...EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ONE! This dealership produced these commercials (the Trunk Monkey series) in, I think, 2001. Quoting: SeamusThey played, very sparingly, for maybe a 3 month window in either 01 or 02. They also advertised 'get a trunk monkey' at Suburban... and had a barrel full of monkeys and handed one out to each person who bought a car at the dealership. But then, right after they began airing, for some reason they were all pulled. Now I very seldom watch TV, but back then I watched it like anyone else. And the commercials were literally the 'talk of the town' . They also had billboards up in the Portland area but like I said, after a short period of time, it was dropped. Yet here it is, years later, and people still gravitate to these commercials. I could never understand why they went to the great expense of producing them, and actually had a winner on their hands, and then dropped them. 'When Plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.' Frederic Bastiat, 'The Law' 1850 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press? We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes." JohnSwinton, 1830-1901, Former chief-of-staff New York Times ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "The bold effort the present bank has made to control the Government, the distress it has wantonly produced ... are but premonitions of the fate that awaits the American People should they be deluded into a perpetuation of this institution (The Bank of the United States), or the establishment of another like it." Andrew Jackson (December 2, 1834) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 925037 Mexico 03/26/2010 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!!!! Protects you from cops, aliens, burglerizers,etc...EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ONE! Unpin this shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 759722As I joke, I understand, but 24 after, and only 41 replies, why keep it pinned? We come to GLP for this? Don't cross the river, mang. Don't cross the ocean, hostia. Get a whore from the Netherlands, and stfu. |
B4DAWN User ID: 925852 United States 03/26/2010 03:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL TOOL!!!! Protects you from cops, aliens, burglerizers,etc...EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ONE! You know what's odd? Quoting: SeamusI have a business in the same town where Suburban Ford and Suburban Chevy are located. They produced these commercials (the Trunk Monkey series) in, I think, 2001. They played, very sparingly, for maybe a 3 month window in either 01 or 02. They also advertised 'get a trunk monkey' at Suburban... and had a barrel full of monkeys and handed one out to each person who bought a car at the dealership. But then, right after they began airing, for some reason they were all pulled. Now I very seldom watch TV, but back then I watched it like anyone else. And the commercials were literally the 'talk of the town' . They also had billboards up in the Portland area but like I said, after a short period of time, it was dropped. Yet here it is, years later, and people still gravitate to these commercials. I could never understand why they went to the great expense of producing them, and actually had a winner on their hands, and then dropped them. PROBABLY A NEILSON RATING! |
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