I am a democrat-therefore I think the government should steal your money and give it to me

I pretend that the money that comes in the mail is from the government but I know that it is only money they took from others.

I pretend that I paid into the system and the money coming is really mine but I know it was wasted long ago and I know the money I get is stolen from you.

I am going to keep voting democrat with the hopes that they will steal more of your money and give to me. I come up with all kinds of excuses but we all know that all I am concerned with is keeping the checks coming.