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Nuclear Device Detonates in Disney World!

 
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Nuclear Device Detonates in Disney World!
One kiloton bomb explodes at Disney World

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The Florida Highway Patrol told MyFoxOrlando.com that a bomb detonated near the park's Fort Wilderness Resort shortly before 2 p.m. Many are assumed to be dead, or in critical condition.

printemailshare recommend (0) A Nuclear Weapon detonated Thursday after someone called in a terrorist threat from Disney World, MyFoxOrlando.com reported.

Montes said there was ample evidence that a small scale nuclear device has detonated, a 'mushroom' cloud has been spotted.

"We believe it's one kiloton device and expect a large amount of fatalities," Montes said.

The bomb was not immediately identified, but authorities said it may have been from Iran.


"We wish to extend our deepest sympathy to the families and loved ones for their loss," Disney spokeswoman Andrea Finger said in a statement. "We are currently providing the necessary resources and care to help the injured in this situation."

EDIT, Link: TOOK DOWN LINK, too many people were getting pissed off at me.
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And, April Fools. 6:23pm, 04/01/2010 Central Standard time, USA. lol.

Last Edited by Zerocyber on 04/01/2010 07:56 PM
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LOL
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oh gosh that link says an 11-yr-old boy was struck and killed
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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A little boy died today, and you decide to make a joke of it?

This world has picked up so much speed on that downhill slope.
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This is NOT funny.
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The OP's post is very near the "No screaming fire in a theater law".
Could get into a lot of trouble..
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Re: Nuclear Device Detonates in Disney World!
A little boy died today, and you decide to make a joke of it?

This world has picked up so much speed on that downhill slope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 924010


Well, I do feel bad for the boy, but I wanted a good link/title to rip off and Disney World seemed better than Downtown Dallas.

Again, I hope the boy is in heaven, but this was for an April Fools joke.
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A little boy died and you find amusement from the news article?

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The OP's post is very near the "No screaming fire in a theater law".
Could get into a lot of trouble..
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"This website exists for entertainment purposes only. The reader is responsible for discerning the validity, factuality or implications of information posted here, be it fictional or based on real events."
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We were at Disney a few years back with our kids. Thankfully we had just entered Cinderella's Castle (restaurant) and had been seated when this big storm blew through. The electricity went out and the emergency generators didn't turn on. There were all these screaming kids stuck up on the rides, such as Dumbo and the tram buckets and it was pouring and lightening like crazy. It was just awful! I haven't been back.
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A little boy died today, and you decide to make a joke of it?

This world has picked up so much speed on that downhill slope.


Well, I do feel bad for the boy, but I wanted a good link/title to rip off and Disney World seemed better than Downtown Dallas.

Again, I hope the boy is in heaven, but this was for an April Fools joke.
 Quoting: Zerocyber



Well, I cried about it, and I don't even know that family.

A little boy died today.
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We were at Disney a few years back with our kids. Thankfully we had just entered Cinderella's Castle (restaurant) and had been seated when this big storm blew through. The electricity went out and the emergency generators didn't turn on. There were all these screaming kids stuck up on the rides, such as Dumbo and the tram buckets and it was pouring and lightening like crazy. It was just awful! I haven't been back.
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Is it just me or does anyone else think "It's a small world after all" should be turned into a shooting gallery...
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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Re: Nuclear Device Detonates in Disney World!
A little boy died today, and you decide to make a joke of it?

This world has picked up so much speed on that downhill slope.


Well, I do feel bad for the boy, but I wanted a good link/title to rip off and Disney World seemed better than Downtown Dallas.

Again, I hope the boy is in heaven, but this was for an April Fools joke.



Well, I cried about it, and I don't even know that family.

A little boy died today.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 924010


Another Aprils fools.... but picked the wrong report to piggyback it on :(
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Re: Nuclear Device Detonates in Disney World!
A little boy died today, and you decide to make a joke of it?

This world has picked up so much speed on that downhill slope.


Well, I do feel bad for the boy, but I wanted a good link/title to rip off and Disney World seemed better than Downtown Dallas.

Again, I hope the boy is in heaven, but this was for an April Fools joke.



Well, I cried about it, and I don't even know that family.

A little boy died today.


Another Aprils fools.... but picked the wrong report to piggyback it on :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931815


I feel bad for the boy, yes, but do I care that I parodied a foxnews article for a joke? No.
I'm deleting that link, as too many people are getting bent out of shape.

Want to know something else? That balloons you use to make water balloons? Made by starving children beating beaten by adults and poisoned by fumes. Have fun.
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Re: Nuclear Device Detonates in Disney World!
We were at Disney a few years back with our kids. Thankfully we had just entered Cinderella's Castle (restaurant) and had been seated when this big storm blew through. The electricity went out and the emergency generators didn't turn on. There were all these screaming kids stuck up on the rides, such as Dumbo and the tram buckets and it was pouring and lightening like crazy. It was just awful! I haven't been back.

Is it just me or does anyone else think "It's a small world after all" should be turned into a shooting gallery...
 Quoting: RexKristos



After hours, of course.
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Is it just me or does anyone else think "It's a small world after all" should be turned into a shooting gallery...
 Quoting: RexKristos


:laph:
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Is it just me or does anyone else think "It's a small world after all" should be turned into a shooting gallery...


:laph:
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chuckle

I just keep seeing those little heads pop up and think of "whack a mole"
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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Re: Nuclear Device Detonates in Disney World!
The OP's post is very near the "No screaming fire in a theater law".
Could get into a lot of trouble..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931902


Let me guess. You tattled on the other kids in school. No wonder you got beat up.
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op you are a DAMNED devil!!!
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Is it just me or does anyone else think "It's a small world after all" should be turned into a shooting gallery...


:laph:

chuckle

I just keep seeing those little heads pop up and think of "whack a mole"
 Quoting: RexKristos

oh my gosh i almost wet my panties!!!

lafflafflafflafflafflafflafflafflaff
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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One kiloton bomb explodes at Disney World

FOXNews.com

The Florida Highway Patrol told MyFoxOrlando.com that a bomb detonated near the park's Fort Wilderness Resort shortly before 2 p.m. Many are assumed to be dead, or in critical condition.

printemailshare recommend (0) A Nuclear Weapon detonated Thursday after someone called in a terrorist threat from Disney World, MyFoxOrlando.com reported.

Montes said there was ample evidence that a small scale nuclear device has detonated, a 'mushroom' cloud has been spotted.

"We believe it's one kiloton device and expect a large amount of fatalities," Montes said.

The bomb was not immediately identified, but authorities said it may have been from Iran.


"We wish to extend our deepest sympathy to the families and loved ones for their loss," Disney spokeswoman Andrea Finger said in a statement. "We are currently providing the necessary resources and care to help the injured in this situation."

EDIT, Link: TOOK DOWN LINK, too many people were getting pissed off at me.
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And, April Fools. 6:23pm, 04/01/2010 Central Standard time, USA. lol.
 Quoting: Zerocyber



Maybe a little bit too much, there, Zerocyber, as a joke. Yikes.
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OMG, you people have no mercy. So the OP posted a link that wasn't appropriate. Big deal, back off and STFU!

He was only try to amuse all of you and failed. So what, he failed, big fucking deal, he failed, oh well move on and again STFU.

Geese, if this is how we treat each other, were all FUCKED!!!
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Re: Nuclear Device Detonates in Disney World!
Is it just me or does anyone else think "It's a small world after all" should be turned into a shooting gallery...


:laph:

chuckle

I just keep seeing those little heads pop up and think of "whack a mole"

oh my gosh i almost wet my panties!!!

lafflafflafflafflafflafflafflafflaff
 Quoting: Only Me

chuckle
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."





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