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OMFG IT'S GOIN' THE FUCK DOWN!!! TECTONIC PLATE SHIFT IN PROGRESS?!?!

 
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Expanding Earth.

clappa
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it's not expanding earth we need to worry about

it's when she crunches back down

that'll be fun.
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Do I have time to go out and buy some beer?

Yes we will postpone all DOOM until you get back with beer but buy enough for everyone. This is a limited one time offer some restrictions apply.

Cool. Will you cash a personal check for me first?

Ok but it's gonna be in Peso's. And you have to get some Guiness.

Ok..but you aren't making this easy...

Oh yeah..can I borrow your car?
 Quoting: WingNut

Alright but you gotta pick up my sister on the way back and stop and get some birthday candles for the cake as she just turned 18.
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right on fault line

major fault lines

shes going to blow


:doom:

Beer run first before DOOM so ICE what kind you drinking for EQ activity?
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always Bud
:glass of b:
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The aftershocks are moving north west towards San Diego!
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Do I have time to go out and buy some beer?

Yes we will postpone all DOOM until you get back with beer but buy enough for everyone. This is a limited one time offer some restrictions apply.

Cool. Will you cash a personal check for me first?

Ok but it's gonna be in Peso's. And you have to get some Guiness.

Ok..but you aren't making this easy...

Oh yeah..can I borrow your car?

Alright but you gotta pick up my sister on the way back and stop and get some birthday candles for the cake as she just turned 18.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 933235

Oh and get a case of bud for ICE bottles please.
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Yup this is fucking bad we are all gonna die!!!!!!!111

about fucking time.
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clappa
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Expanding Earth.
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Kewl.
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 933657


truth
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"Hold to forgiveness, command what is right; but turn away from the ignorant." ~[7:199]
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Do I have time to go out and buy some beer?

Yes we will postpone all DOOM until you get back with beer but buy enough for everyone. This is a limited one time offer some restrictions apply.

Cool. Will you cash a personal check for me first?

Ok but it's gonna be in Peso's. And you have to get some Guiness.

Ok..but you aren't making this easy...

Oh yeah..can I borrow your car?

Alright but you gotta pick up my sister on the way back and stop and get some birthday candles for the cake as she just turned 18.

Oh and get a case of bud for ICE bottles please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 933235

Alright, no problem,

..Just one more thing,... is it cool if I crash there tonight? I really hate to drive after I already had to drink and then drive once in a day to go pick up the extra beer, and I would especially hate to ruin your sisters 18th birthday by skipping out early and all...plus, uh, the carpet guys are coming really early to install tomorrow, and I like to sleep in on Mondays..

Ps. can your sister do keg stands?
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Re: OMFG IT'S GOIN' THE FUCK DOWN!!! TECTONIC PLATE SHIFT IN PROGRESS?!?!
Do I have time to go out and buy some beer?

Yes we will postpone all DOOM until you get back with beer but buy enough for everyone. This is a limited one time offer some restrictions apply.

Cool. Will you cash a personal check for me first?

Ok but it's gonna be in Peso's. And you have to get some Guiness.

Ok..but you aren't making this easy...

Oh yeah..can I borrow your car?

Alright but you gotta pick up my sister on the way back and stop and get some birthday candles for the cake as she just turned 18.

Oh and get a case of bud for ICE bottles please.

Alright, no problem,

..Just one more thing,... is it cool if I crash there tonight? I really hate to drive after I already had to drink and then drive once in a day to go pick up the extra beer, and I would especially hate to ruin your sisters 18th birthday by skipping out early and all...plus, uh, the carpet guys are coming really early to install tomorrow, and I like to sleep in on Mondays..

Ps. can your sister do keg stands?
 Quoting: WingNut

Well to keep personal DOOM to a minimum and you odds of getting busted down I guess it's ok but your probably gonna have to sleep in the guest room. And it might be kinda noisy as my sister has about 25 of her friends over and well you know how it is when you add booze and blonds. Oh the only thing is you have ot promise to keep the doors to the house closed so the squirrels don't get out.
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Re: OMFG IT'S GOIN' THE FUCK DOWN!!! TECTONIC PLATE SHIFT IN PROGRESS?!?!
Do I have time to go out and buy some beer?

Yes we will postpone all DOOM until you get back with beer but buy enough for everyone. This is a limited one time offer some restrictions apply.

Cool. Will you cash a personal check for me first?

Ok but it's gonna be in Peso's. And you have to get some Guiness.

Ok..but you aren't making this easy...

Oh yeah..can I borrow your car?

Alright but you gotta pick up my sister on the way back and stop and get some birthday candles for the cake as she just turned 18.

Oh and get a case of bud for ICE bottles please.

Alright, no problem,

..Just one more thing,... is it cool if I crash there tonight? I really hate to drive after I already had to drink and then drive once in a day to go pick up the extra beer, and I would especially hate to ruin your sisters 18th birthday by skipping out early and all...plus, uh, the carpet guys are coming really early to install tomorrow, and I like to sleep in on Mondays..

Ps. can your sister do keg stands?

Well to keep personal DOOM to a minimum and you odds of getting busted down I guess it's ok but your probably gonna have to sleep in the guest room. And it might be kinda noisy as my sister has about 25 of her friends over and well you know how it is when you add booze and blonds. Oh the only thing is you have ot promise to keep the doors to the house closed so the squirrels don't get out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 933235

Oh and she can't but a few of her friends can.
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Re: OMFG IT'S GOIN' THE FUCK DOWN!!! TECTONIC PLATE SHIFT IN PROGRESS?!?!
Do I have time to go out and buy some beer?

Yes we will postpone all DOOM until you get back with beer but buy enough for everyone. This is a limited one time offer some restrictions apply.

Cool. Will you cash a personal check for me first?

Ok but it's gonna be in Peso's. And you have to get some Guiness.

Ok..but you aren't making this easy...

Oh yeah..can I borrow your car?

Alright but you gotta pick up my sister on the way back and stop and get some birthday candles for the cake as she just turned 18.

Oh and get a case of bud for ICE bottles please.

Alright, no problem,

..Just one more thing,... is it cool if I crash there tonight? I really hate to drive after I already had to drink and then drive once in a day to go pick up the extra beer, and I would especially hate to ruin your sisters 18th birthday by skipping out early and all...plus, uh, the carpet guys are coming really early to install tomorrow, and I like to sleep in on Mondays..

Ps. can your sister do keg stands?

Well to keep personal DOOM to a minimum and you odds of getting busted down I guess it's ok but your probably gonna have to sleep in the guest room. And it might be kinda noisy as my sister has about 25 of her friends over and well you know how it is when you add booze and blonds. Oh the only thing is you have ot promise to keep the doors to the house closed so the squirrels don't get out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 933235

Well, since it's your house, I guess I'll have to deal with the rules...
Cool...
Oh yeah, I invited my biker "club"

I hope it's cool....
Can You Dig It?
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I predict another 6.0+ in the next 4 hours.
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Do I have time to go out and buy some beer?

Yes we will postpone all DOOM until you get back with beer but buy enough for everyone. This is a limited one time offer some restrictions apply.

Cool. Will you cash a personal check for me first?

Ok but it's gonna be in Peso's. And you have to get some Guiness.

Ok..but you aren't making this easy...

Oh yeah..can I borrow your car?

Alright but you gotta pick up my sister on the way back and stop and get some birthday candles for the cake as she just turned 18.

Oh and get a case of bud for ICE bottles please.

Alright, no problem,

..Just one more thing,... is it cool if I crash there tonight? I really hate to drive after I already had to drink and then drive once in a day to go pick up the extra beer, and I would especially hate to ruin your sisters 18th birthday by skipping out early and all...plus, uh, the carpet guys are coming really early to install tomorrow, and I like to sleep in on Mondays..

Ps. can your sister do keg stands?

Well to keep personal DOOM to a minimum and you odds of getting busted down I guess it's ok but your probably gonna have to sleep in the guest room. And it might be kinda noisy as my sister has about 25 of her friends over and well you know how it is when you add booze and blonds. Oh the only thing is you have ot promise to keep the doors to the house closed so the squirrels don't get out.

Well, since it's your house, I guess I'll have to deal with the rules...
Cool...
Oh yeah, I invited my biker "club"

I hope it's cool....
 Quoting: WingNut

Alright but your gonna have to get some pretzels as well and they can help with the bake sale. Hey how much longer till the beer gets here? I wouldn't want to run outa DOOM before we run outa time.
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Re: OMFG IT'S GOIN' THE FUCK DOWN!!! TECTONIC PLATE SHIFT IN PROGRESS?!?!
Do I have time to go out and buy some beer?

Yes we will postpone all DOOM until you get back with beer but buy enough for everyone. This is a limited one time offer some restrictions apply.

Cool. Will you cash a personal check for me first?

Ok but it's gonna be in Peso's. And you have to get some Guiness.

Ok..but you aren't making this easy...

Oh yeah..can I borrow your car?

Alright but you gotta pick up my sister on the way back and stop and get some birthday candles for the cake as she just turned 18.

Oh and get a case of bud for ICE bottles please.

Alright, no problem,

..Just one more thing,... is it cool if I crash there tonight? I really hate to drive after I already had to drink and then drive once in a day to go pick up the extra beer, and I would especially hate to ruin your sisters 18th birthday by skipping out early and all...plus, uh, the carpet guys are coming really early to install tomorrow, and I like to sleep in on Mondays..

Ps. can your sister do keg stands?

Well to keep personal DOOM to a minimum and you odds of getting busted down I guess it's ok but your probably gonna have to sleep in the guest room. And it might be kinda noisy as my sister has about 25 of her friends over and well you know how it is when you add booze and blonds. Oh the only thing is you have ot promise to keep the doors to the house closed so the squirrels don't get out.

Well, since it's your house, I guess I'll have to deal with the rules...
Cool...
Oh yeah, I invited my biker "club"

I hope it's cool....

Alright but your gonna have to get some pretzels as well and they can help with the bake sale. Hey how much longer till the beer gets here? I wouldn't want to run outa DOOM before we run outa time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 933235

Damn, dude....

I gave Snake the Pesos to pick up the beer cuz he drives the weap....I mean parts van...he should be there soon...

No wait, first he had to pick up his kids that were sleeping in his ex wifes station wagon (she works a Walmart) and then he was gonna drop them off at his "old lady's" house, so he should be there soon.

I picked up your sister, and we should be there soon...

My bike "club" may get there ahead of me, but don't worry, they are in the top 1% of the biker club community.

Last Edited by WingNut on 04/04/2010 08:36 PM
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Re: OMFG IT'S GOIN' THE FUCK DOWN!!! TECTONIC PLATE SHIFT IN PROGRESS?!?!
Do I have time to go out and buy some beer?

Yes we will postpone all DOOM until you get back with beer but buy enough for everyone. This is a limited one time offer some restrictions apply.

Cool. Will you cash a personal check for me first?

Ok but it's gonna be in Peso's. And you have to get some Guiness.

Ok..but you aren't making this easy...

Oh yeah..can I borrow your car?

Alright but you gotta pick up my sister on the way back and stop and get some birthday candles for the cake as she just turned 18.

Oh and get a case of bud for ICE bottles please.

Alright, no problem,

..Just one more thing,... is it cool if I crash there tonight? I really hate to drive after I already had to drink and then drive once in a day to go pick up the extra beer, and I would especially hate to ruin your sisters 18th birthday by skipping out early and all...plus, uh, the carpet guys are coming really early to install tomorrow, and I like to sleep in on Mondays..

Ps. can your sister do keg stands?

Well to keep personal DOOM to a minimum and you odds of getting busted down I guess it's ok but your probably gonna have to sleep in the guest room. And it might be kinda noisy as my sister has about 25 of her friends over and well you know how it is when you add booze and blonds. Oh the only thing is you have ot promise to keep the doors to the house closed so the squirrels don't get out.

Well, since it's your house, I guess I'll have to deal with the rules...
Cool...
Oh yeah, I invited my biker "club"

I hope it's cool....

Alright but your gonna have to get some pretzels as well and they can help with the bake sale. Hey how much longer till the beer gets here? I wouldn't want to run outa DOOM before we run outa time.

Damn, dude....

I gave Snake the Pesos to pick up the beer cuz he drives the weap....I mean parts van...he should be there soon...

No wait, first he had to pick up his kids that were sleeping in his ex wifes station wagon (she works a Walmart) and then he was gonna drop them off at his "old lady's" house, so he should be there soon.

I picked up your sister, and we should be there soon...

My bike "club" may get there ahead of me, but don't worry, they are in the top 1% of the biker club community.
 Quoting: WingNut

Good the doors unlocked tell'em to come on in as the music's loud. If I'm not there I'll be right back I'm gotta go get grandma (she just got paroled outa the federal pen after that bum man slaughter rap)it'll take like 20 minutes tops.Hurry dude all my sisters friends are way too chatty and I'm running outa whiskey and small talk.
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Do I have time to go out and buy some beer?

Yes we will postpone all DOOM until you get back with beer but buy enough for everyone. This is a limited one time offer some restrictions apply.

Cool. Will you cash a personal check for me first?

Ok but it's gonna be in Peso's. And you have to get some Guiness.

Ok..but you aren't making this easy...

Oh yeah..can I borrow your car?

Alright but you gotta pick up my sister on the way back and stop and get some birthday candles for the cake as she just turned 18.

Oh and get a case of bud for ICE bottles please.

Alright, no problem,

..Just one more thing,... is it cool if I crash there tonight? I really hate to drive after I already had to drink and then drive once in a day to go pick up the extra beer, and I would especially hate to ruin your sisters 18th birthday by skipping out early and all...plus, uh, the carpet guys are coming really early to install tomorrow, and I like to sleep in on Mondays..

Ps. can your sister do keg stands?

Well to keep personal DOOM to a minimum and you odds of getting busted down I guess it's ok but your probably gonna have to sleep in the guest room. And it might be kinda noisy as my sister has about 25 of her friends over and well you know how it is when you add booze and blonds. Oh the only thing is you have ot promise to keep the doors to the house closed so the squirrels don't get out.

Well, since it's your house, I guess I'll have to deal with the rules...
Cool...
Oh yeah, I invited my biker "club"

I hope it's cool....

Alright but your gonna have to get some pretzels as well and they can help with the bake sale. Hey how much longer till the beer gets here? I wouldn't want to run outa DOOM before we run outa time.

Damn, dude....

I gave Snake the Pesos to pick up the beer cuz he drives the weap....I mean parts van...he should be there soon...

No wait, first he had to pick up his kids that were sleeping in his ex wifes station wagon (she works a Walmart) and then he was gonna drop them off at his "old lady's" house, so he should be there soon.

I picked up your sister, and we should be there soon...

My bike "club" may get there ahead of me, but don't worry, they are in the top 1% of the biker club community.

Good the doors unlocked tell'em to come on in as the music's loud. If I'm not there I'll be right back I'm gotta go get grandma (she just got paroled outa the federal pen after that bum man slaughter rap)it'll take like 20 minutes tops.Hurry dude all my sisters friends are way too chatty and I'm running outa whiskey and small talk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 933235

NO problem, my friend....
I got it all takin' care of..
I tell you, them Feds and their damn DNA bs...

But take your time and give grandma my love.
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