Do I have time to go out and buy some beer?

Yes we will postpone all DOOM until you get back with beer but buy enough for everyone. This is a limited one time offer some restrictions apply.

Cool. Will you cash a personal check for me first?

Ok but it's gonna be in Peso's. And you have to get some Guiness.

Ok..but you aren't making this easy...

Oh yeah..can I borrow your car?

Alright but you gotta pick up my sister on the way back and stop and get some birthday candles for the cake as she just turned 18.

Oh and get a case of bud for ICE bottles please.

Alright, no problem,

..Just one more thing,... is it cool if I crash there tonight? I really hate to drive after I already had to drink and then drive once in a day to go pick up the extra beer, and I would especially hate to ruin your sisters 18th birthday by skipping out early and all...plus, uh, the carpet guys are coming really early to install tomorrow, and I like to sleep in on Mondays..

Ps. can your sister do keg stands?

Well to keep personal DOOM to a minimum and you odds of getting busted down I guess it's ok but your probably gonna have to sleep in the guest room. And it might be kinda noisy as my sister has about 25 of her friends over and well you know how it is when you add booze and blonds. Oh the only thing is you have ot promise to keep the doors to the house closed so the squirrels don't get out.

Well, since it's your house, I guess I'll have to deal with the rules...
Cool...
Oh yeah, I invited my biker "club"

I hope it's cool....

Alright but your gonna have to get some pretzels as well and they can help with the bake sale. Hey how much longer till the beer gets here? I wouldn't want to run outa DOOM before we run outa time.

Damn, dude....

I gave Snake the Pesos to pick up the beer cuz he drives the weap....I mean parts van...he should be there soon...

No wait, first he had to pick up his kids that were sleeping in his ex wifes station wagon (she works a Walmart) and then he was gonna drop them off at his "old lady's" house, so he should be there soon.

I picked up your sister, and we should be there soon...

My bike "club" may get there ahead of me, but don't worry, they are in the top 1% of the biker club community.