Funny talks with dragons

One day I found my Darkstar lying around,with no mood to do anything,so I asked her
-What's up,darling?
-Today is the Sabbath day;we must honour the Sabbath day made by our Lord;no flying today
-But this is only for Jews
-I am a Jew
-Whaat? you are a black dragon captain
-I am also a jew,my father was a jew and he lived and died in Germany
-Jews are humans
-That does not matter,I must not work on the sabbath day;if you force me to work,I will tell you to my mother

Then I met another Darkstar who was convinced to become a Vegetarian so I told her
-You are a dragon and carnivore by nature
-Nature does not dictate upon my soul;I must purify my soul and therefore I am eating only vegetables and fruits;you should do the same