Help with roosters!

try ear plugs

for you

not the roosters

You are shit outta luck.

I often wish...

ok, nevermind.


Well, I wish I could help you, but all I can suggest is moving. Since that´s a little over the top, I don´t know what you could do.

But, just don´t physically render their voices useless.

open aKFC

get them some cute chicks

Yeah, that´s what evryone is telling me.Perhaps you all would like to attend a large chicken fry at my place next weekend?

I used to live next door to a Rooster, it only crowed at Sunrise...I was lucky I guess !

Arrange for them to "accidentally" fall in to your cooking pot one by one. That way the meat does´nt go to waste and you´re rid of the noise.

One rooster, one flock.

Anytime you have more than one rooster in close quarters the inevitable "pissing match" will occur.

The ear plugs for you is a good idea, better yet, just get used to it, and be glad he is not raising Peafowl (peacocks) and guinea hens. hehehe

Tell your neighbor how annoying they are in a nice way if you are on speaking terms. Suggest he replace them with hens who will also give them fresh eggs.

I keep both hens and roosters. I like to hear them crow. It lets me know everything is still ok. It´s kind of comforting.

Actually, I´m convinced that the guy is breeding them for cockfighting(he said "cockfighting" hehe),
but the sherriff can´t help till I can prove it.
Any suggestions on infiltrating a cockfighting ring?

I keep Dark Cornish Games. That is they are half Cornish and half India Fighting Games. Since I hand raise them from the egg, they are mostly gentle. The cocks spar, mostly in the Spring.

You can tell if they have been fighting by looking at their combs (on top of head) and wattles (under beak) to see if they are bloodied. Also look at their legs for wounds. I have a one-eyed one from a time when I wasn´t there to stop them. He got in with my breedibng rooster.

If he keeps them together, the cocks will fight, no doubt about it.

Mine will spar, but, if I tell them to stop, they do.

Any suggestions on infiltrating a cockfighting ring?

In my area there is a lot of dog fighting. Nasty business. The cops could never catch them until one went undercover. Then they nailed the dirty SOBs.

Maybe you could show an interest and infiltrate the ring, if there is one. Be careful and good luck.

Thanks 2817,
I´m not really serious about "infiltrating the ring", but I am fairly certain that´s what he´s breeding them for.
It´s a shame, I really don´t have a problem with roosters, but this guy has about 20 of them , and they are constantly going berserk. If it was only a couple of them, it wouldn´t bother me at all.
I do live in a very rural area, and barnyard sounds are part of the allure.