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Anonymous Coward User ID: 821747 United States 04/14/2010 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	GOD DAMMIT GLP WHY HASN'T CALIFORNIA BEEN HIT WITH A GINORMOUS EARTHQUAKE YET WHY HAVEN'T WE ALL DIED FROM EBOLA HEMORAGGHIC SWINE AVIAN FLU YET WHY HAVEN'T WE BEEN HIT WITH AN EMP-PRODUCING CORONAL MASS EJECTION YET WHY HASN'T THE ECONOMY COLLAPSED YET IN EVEN THE TINIEST OF COUNTRIES WHY HASN'T IRAN HIT ISRAEL HIT NORTH KOREA HIT CHINA HIT GEORGIA HIT SOUTH KOREA HIT TAIWAN HIT ANYBODY YET WHY HASN'T YELLOWSTONE ERUPTED YET WHY HASN'T SOME FUCKING BRAIN CLOUD FROM OUTER SPACE DESTROYED OUR SUN YET WHY HASN'T PLANET XXX CAUSED AN AVALANCHE IN MY HEAD YET WHY DOESN'T GOD TALK TO ME WHY HAVE I NOT ASCENDED --------------- GOD DAMMIT TO HELL I HATE YOU GLP AND ALL YOU GODDAMN DOOM FUCKERS YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE oh, there's my caps lock

ºEATº User ID: 934669 Canada 04/14/2010 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP Coffee in the morning. Tea in the afternoon.
ObeWayneKenobe User ID: 935963 United States 04/14/2010 06:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP WHY DOESN'T GOD TALK TO ME Quoting: Anonymous Coward 821747 Sounds to me like He's talking 'through you' pretty good! Cause that was a pretty good rant for truth!!! IMHO
Lil Miss Trouble User ID: 601435 United States 04/14/2010 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP LOL that's the GLP effect My shop~ [link to www.artfire.com] There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 821747 United States 04/14/2010 06:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I HAVE MET MY ARAB PRINCESS
Anonymous Coward User ID: 820292 United States 04/14/2010 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP "brain cloud" ???

Anonymous Coward User ID: 922179 United States 04/14/2010 06:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP "brain cloud" ??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 820292
Anonymous Coward User ID: 838921 United States 04/14/2010 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP patience...doom is right around the corner either that or you'll die from a thousand cuts
Ponzi User ID: 737617 United States 04/14/2010 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP are we dead yet? Land of the Fee, Home of the Slave ..but I'm still right here, giving blood, keeping faith, and I'm still right here. If at first you dont succeed...just keep suckin' Even if you lock me up & throw away the key, my face can still breakout!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 939605 United States 04/14/2010 06:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP IT'S COMING...prolly will all happen on the same day! lol Then you can say "Bless you GLP! Without your stress on doom, I would not have bought 5 years supply of storable food, chickens, a farm, gold/silver, guns and ammo, a solar generator and water purifier! Now that doom is here, I have you to thank for my being prepared to survive the apocalypse!" See, we know it's coming and doom does serve a purpose (aside from the elevated blood pressure and sleepless nights of occassional panic) it has caused most here to prepare where they may not have otherwise. Just make sure your heart is right with Jesus and you will make out quite nicely! God Bless!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 935720 United States 04/14/2010 06:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP WAIT JUST TWO MORE WEEKS

Anonymous Coward 04/14/2010 06:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP WAIT JUST TWO MORE WEEKS Quoting: Anonymous Coward 935720
Andromeda User ID: 940046 United States 04/14/2010 06:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I HAVE MET MY ARAB PRINCESS Quoting: Anonymous Coward 821747 At least with the recovery of consumer spending the quality of the Google Ads has shot way up.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 935006 Brazil 04/14/2010 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP Also where is the summer of hell 2009? Where are the obama youth brigades and manditoary service? Where is the martial law? Where are my papers for my new job since we are total marxists now? Where are all of the evil musliums that want to get us?
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 821747 United States 04/14/2010 06:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP DON'T FORGET THE GODDAMN MICROCHIP IMPLANTS AAARRARARRAGHGHHGHHHHHHH
ultralight User ID: 942171 United States 04/14/2010 06:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP WAIT JUST TWO MORE WEEKS Quoting: Anonymous Coward 935720 they said that 2 weeks ago :)

ll eNeRgY ll User ID: 904201 United States 04/14/2010 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP WHY HASN'T CALIFORNIA BEEN HIT WITH A GINORMOUS EARTHQUAKE YET WHY HAVEN'T WE ALL DIED FROM EBOLA HEMORAGGHIC SWINE AVIAN FLU YET WHY HAVEN'T WE BEEN HIT WITH AN EMP-PRODUCING CORONAL MASS EJECTION YET WHY HASN'T THE ECONOMY COLLAPSED YET IN EVEN THE TINIEST OF COUNTRIES WHY HASN'T IRAN HIT ISRAEL HIT NORTH KOREA HIT CHINA HIT GEORGIA HIT SOUTH KOREA HIT TAIWAN HIT ANYBODY YET WHY HASN'T YELLOWSTONE ERUPTED YET WHY HASN'T SOME FUCKING BRAIN CLOUD FROM OUTER SPACE DESTROYED OUR SUN YET WHY HASN'T PLANET XXX CAUSED AN AVALANCHE IN MY HEAD YET WHY DOESN'T GOD TALK TO ME WHY HAVE I NOT ASCENDED --------------- GOD DAMMIT TO HELL I HATE YOU GLP AND ALL YOU GODDAMN DOOM FUCKERS YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE oh, there's my caps lock Quoting: Anonymous Coward 821747 keep watching, try to understand the point of all this YOU are not your body, YOU are inside of your body. Your body is temporary, but YOU are forever. "All those prophets don't hear that Cosmic laughter."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 922179 United States 04/14/2010 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP DON'T FORGET THE GODDAMN MICROCHIP IMPLANTS AAARRARARRAGHGHHGHHHHHHH Quoting: Anonymous Coward 821747 make fun all you want op but it's absolutely true that there is an intergallactic tardicle beam hitting millions of humans at this very moment turning them into udder morans. moooooo
eee User ID: 943082 Ireland 04/14/2010 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP Quoting: ºEATº I just can't hold a laugh when i see this walk Last Edited by 3e on 04/14/2010 06:52 PM
Anonymous Coward User ID: 772812 United States 04/14/2010 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP we are currently existing in the 'two more weeks' matrix... its groundhogs day folks... everyday more talk of doom, but no doom... just doom on the horizon... horizontal doom.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 922179 United States 04/14/2010 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP Quoting: ºEATº after watching i completely understand why humanity must meet with doom.

LOLDOOM User ID: 943007 United States 04/14/2010 06:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP DON'T FORGET THE GODDAMN MICROCHIP IMPLANTS AAARRARARRAGHGHHGHHHHHHH Quoting: Anonymous Coward 821747 Remember the crispy creme you had for lunch? the one with iron shavings in it. there was a hidden microchip in there. just dont go anywhere near really big magnets.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 943180 Puerto Rico 04/14/2010 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP Don't let the n00bs see this thread, they need to have the fear of doom installed properly. They need to learn to trust EAT, they must understand that we are all going to dieeeeee.
Babe in a Bunker User ID: 932480 United States 04/14/2010 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I HAVE MET MY ARAB PRINCESS Quoting: Anonymous Coward 821747 Did you get your cheap viagra, too? Well it seems so real I can see it And it seems so real I can feel it And it seems so real I can taste it And it seems so real I can hear it So why can't I touch it? So why can't I touch it? Twatter: [link to twitter.com]
Anonymous Coward 04/14/2010 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP Doom give up on doom or it will get you when your back is turned!
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 821747 United States 04/14/2010 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN CONFISCATED AND INTERRED BY UN STORMTROOPERS FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS PRINTED ON THE BACK OF STOP SIGNS TO ARRIVE AT THE GPS COORDINATES OBTAINED BY THE CENSUS WORKER WHO ASKED ME IF I LIKE CHEESE
Anonymous Coward 04/14/2010 07:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN CONFISCATED AND INTERRED BY UN STORMTROOPERS FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS PRINTED ON THE BACK OF STOP SIGNS TO ARRIVE AT THE GPS COORDINATES OBTAINED BY THE CENSUS WORKER WHO ASKED ME IF I LIKE CHEESE Quoting: Anonymous Coward 821747 It's coming hang in there man.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 936170 United States 04/14/2010 07:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I HAVE MET MY ARAB PRINCESS Quoting: Anonymous Coward 821747 me too! but i ain't seen her in a while.. Thread: I LOVE SALINA THE DOCTOR
Anonymous Coward User ID: 930250 United States 04/14/2010 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP have you read the disclaimer? scroll down.
Phennommennonn Forum Administrator User ID: 882428 United States 04/14/2010 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP WHY HASN'T CALIFORNIA BEEN HIT WITH A GINORMOUS EARTHQUAKE YET WHY HAVEN'T WE ALL DIED FROM EBOLA HEMORAGGHIC SWINE AVIAN FLU YET WHY HAVEN'T WE BEEN HIT WITH AN EMP-PRODUCING CORONAL MASS EJECTION YET WHY HASN'T THE ECONOMY COLLAPSED YET IN EVEN THE TINIEST OF COUNTRIES WHY HASN'T IRAN HIT ISRAEL HIT NORTH KOREA HIT CHINA HIT GEORGIA HIT SOUTH KOREA HIT TAIWAN HIT ANYBODY YET WHY HASN'T YELLOWSTONE ERUPTED YET WHY HASN'T SOME FUCKING BRAIN CLOUD FROM OUTER SPACE DESTROYED OUR SUN YET WHY HASN'T PLANET XXX CAUSED AN AVALANCHE IN MY HEAD YET WHY DOESN'T GOD TALK TO ME WHY HAVE I NOT ASCENDED --------------- GOD DAMMIT TO HELL I HATE YOU GLP AND ALL YOU GODDAMN DOOM FUCKERS YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE oh, there's my caps lock Quoting: Anonymous Coward 821747 :::dmnzi::: political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 821747 United States 04/14/2010 07:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: GOD DAMMIT GLP WHY HAS THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER WORKING WITH THE HAARP MACHINE TOGETHER NOT YET BEEN ABLE TO COME UP WITH "42"
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