Lady GaGa has been replacing her daily meals with a jar of baby food.

Well, it's pretty obvious that she has a fear of gaining weight... she hasn't always been as thin as she is now.


But bitch needs to eat a fucking cheeseburger if she expects to actually live up to the performances she's planned for herself.


She's not gonna do her fans any good if she's passing out on stage and dying and shit.

It's easier to eat the same and exercise...

Why is everyone still calling this dude a she?
Is it not obvious that it is a guy?

I know someone who did the baby food diet. She ended up in the ER on an IV.

Her dumbass argument was that baby food has so many vitamins and minerals and is sooooo healthy, but she forgot to take into account that the percentages of all that good crap is based on the size OF A BABY.

... EXACTLY.

mk ultra do what their told

Lady GaGa has a penis ?

If this is true, I need to scrub my eyeballs with caustic soda and bleach.

I keep thinking traumatic abuse is most likely the reason behind this all. I've never heard of the baby food diet before this. BABIES ARE FAT LITTLE MONSTERS..why does she want to look like a POTATO?

When you are having butt sex as much as she is...(I saw a video on GLP of her with a big fucking bruise on her arse), then you would need to switch to baby food as well...

dont babies have some horrible diarrhea from baby food?
it must come out as butt juice. OH GOD..

Too bad she's not a 20 pound baby with a 3 foot intestinal tract...

she was recently in Tokyo, Japan most likely servicing a client with a fountain of fecal matter.

a smart choice
bitch !

So this inane twit is what passes for musical talent these days?



Surely, we are scroomed.

And all the little wanna-be sheepgirls will be doing the same thing.

This is srsly eating disorder behavior, but whatever.

Well, there are rumors, but it's not certain. I highly, highly suspect it though.

Watch "her" latest video, i think it's called telephone?
Look at her facial features, then her body. Manly jaw, manly hips, manly chest with fake boobs, and over all she just looks like a scrawny guy. She could just be a manly chick, but I am very suspicious.

I also question the lyrics of "poker face"




Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)



In the live concerts she actually says "P-p-p-poker face,
I poke HER face

Once, she actually said P-p-p-poker face, I FUCK her face

I could be just over-analytical, but I'm telling you, shes a he

I like baby food the bananas are good


that is an old model's trick for staying thin... eat baby food, it's nutritious, comes in small jars so in a sense it's self-limiting, easily digested and low in calories (cause there ain't much that fits in one of those jars, of course)..

those teething biscuits are good too


*runs away*


;)

Last Edited by Hillcrest on 04/27/2010 08:02 PM

I hope she gets rickets.

I think if Gaga does have a penis, then she's probably a hermy.

I mean, it definitely looked like a small peener.

Probably technically female... but probably has a small wang too.

finally I get to use my pablum smiley

I'm thinking hermy or pre-op tranny

I think that her whole image is a big joke from the music industry; get all the guys to masturbate to her for a while, then let the world know that she is actually a dude once the hype dies down. Perfect way to sell more records and keep publicity going. I'm waiting for the announcement; I can just feel it coming. No pun intended.

Ah yes, and models are the epitome of health.

Who is Lady Gaga and why is everyone so interested?

She should be able to eat like a lumberjack and stay thin, her high energy stage performances she should burn so many calories that she should eat her weight every day.

she learned it from skeletora, I mean Mrs. Shwarzeneggie.
Skull shirts, skull jackets, skull tattoos, what is so confusing, they want us made into skeletons, sooo preeety for the massssterssss.They love that sheet.

well most baby food these days are full of asparame and flouride...


she ought to get real healthy eating that.

she looks bloody awful, doesn't she?

God, that is so horrible.

I'm either going to buy the organic stuff, or just make my own after the baby is born.